Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Classic
Today, I was laid off from my job as a manager. After cleaning out my office, I began clearing my computer. I received an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too bad it was for my job. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, I got fired after three days at my new job. They told me it was because of downsizing. They were still interviewing people and had a help wanted sign in the window. FML
Today, not even a week after I was laid off from my job, I got a call from my old boss. He offered me a "new" job at the company, which turned out to be just like my old one, but with drastically reduced pay. I'm so broke and desperate that I accepted. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
No coffee for you
Today, I walked into Starbucks for a job application. I asked the manager if they were hiring, as I really need a job. He looked me up and down and replied, "NO!" There was a 'Now hiring' sign in the window. FML
Make your mind up
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, it's been less than a week since I finally got a job, after over a year of searching. I just found out that there's about to be a wave of layoffs. I haven't even gotten my first paycheck, and already I'm going to lose my job. FML
Today, I came into work feeling good about myself and my upcoming plans. I left before noon with a box of my belongings and uncertainty about my future, having been suddenly laid off. FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
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biasedshooter 24
can I have the job?
NastyNinja31 0
go get your job back since the "cutbacks" r over
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pip74205 9
Have a friend find out if the position their hiring for is the same on you had or similar. If it is, you can sue for wrongful termination.
prelim_champ 10
I was thinking the same thing. OP should find out if it is his old position they are hiring for.
bankrupt 15
If it's the OP's old job, then clearly he or she is a lazy shirker and the place threw him back, figuring they could get someone decent with the economy being the way it is. At my place of business we get TONS of resumes all the time, so we are always in a position to pick and choose despite the economy. Despite this, I am constantly astonished at the number of loafers we have, who make no effort to disguise their laziness yet should be fully aware of the fact that we could easily replace them with people willing to take the job as entry level without us even advertising. These assholes go through the whole routine of poor reviews and warnings and eventually we dump them for being shitty workers and what do you know, they are stunned and sue us for wrongful termination. Every time. We show the mountains of paperwork documenting the former employee's shittiness to their lawyers and that's the end. One lawyer even snarled at his client, "What the **** is wrong with you? Why didn't you just do your work?" And that, my friends, is the million dollar question.
frostymug18 1
not always true my state is an at will state meaning they can fire u at will and do not have to have a reason unless u can prove they fired u for race religion etc then your screwed the up side to this is upposed to be that u cant quit at will......
bankrupt 15
No. 36, if you are a good employee they will keep you. Frankly I think it's good that employers can fire without having to prove the employee was a piece of shit. We waste a lot of time and money proving a worthless former employee was let go because they were worthless. If they had any value to us, we would have kept them. Everyone only thinks in terms of the individual, but why should a company continue to pay some bum who doesn't do the job and spends all day making personal calls and walking around the building chit chatting? It is not unreasonable for a company to expect an employee to be in the building for the amount of time that they are being paid, to do the tasks they are assigned to the best of their ability and to follow basic company policies regarding personal calls and dress code. Instead, we have people on the phone with relatives all over the globe, doing butt-**** nothing instead of their work and dressing like ****** and pimps, then get pissed off when they are warned and warned and warned. I had a woman pitch a fit at me because she repeatedly violated the dress code, was warned repeatedly and then sent home to change and docked a vacation day (all warned about repeatedly) and acted like she was the victim. All that asshole did was demonstrate that she was not promotable because she couldn't follow simple instructions such as 'no flip flops.' But I bet there are a bunch of people on this site who think she is right and we're the assholes for expecting employees to obey orders.
Boomshadow 3
I'd be willing to bet they wanted someone to do your job for less pay.
Asystole 0
now THAT makes sense.
kindlystfupls 0
I was thinking this could be the reasoning for it too.
rightsaidred 3
Absolutely. This happened to a friend of mine. She had been gradually picking up more and more responsibilities as her employer got rid of higher paid employees. When she went to them and said that she was now doing the work of three people and thought she deserved a higher rate of pay, they let her go, claiming they couldn't afford her anymore and might be going out of business. A week later they posted her job on employment websites with a lower rate of pay.
Jacobt24 19
16 - you forgot to take off your sunglasses
mondayna 3
cool story bro
nephilim241 19
send loads of fake but good cvs under different names, secure interviews then turn to up to one like "yeh.. sucks when people lie doesnt it?"
dontstealmyshoes 0
your a babe
ifailplzinsultme 0
you're a perv
Asystole 0
eh it probably wasn't that good of a job anyway. take it like a bad break-up. you're better off without him.
SammyAcee 5
You can have a better job than that.
WCARlover 35
Wow I hate when people can't be honest about stuff like that.
dontstealmyshoes 0
lame
Euphoriah 0
They wern't man enough to fire you!
gman90210 18
Wow it is euphoria looking at your puc
KoolKids87 2
Forget them! Maybe you'll find a better job elsewhere.(:
rwq891 4
it's illegal for them to lay you off and then hire for the same position. find out if the open position is your old job.
whiterabbit420 4
29, they only have to change what they call the position, or a few responsibilities of said position to get around that.
vettle 6
I doubt it's illegal. you're laid off, then oh wait we do have money after all!
gman90210 18
Your right employers are doing the same around the world