Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was laid off from my job as a manager. After cleaning out my office, I began clearing my computer. I received an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too bad it was for my job. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, I got fired after three days at my new job. They told me it was because of downsizing. They were still interviewing people and had a help wanted sign in the window. FML
Today, not even a week after I was laid off from my job, I got a call from my old boss. He offered me a "new" job at the company, which turned out to be just like my old one, but with drastically reduced pay. I'm so broke and desperate that I accepted. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
Today, I walked into Starbucks for a job application. I asked the manager if they were hiring, as I really need a job. He looked me up and down and replied, "NO!" There was a 'Now hiring' sign in the window. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, it's been less than a week since I finally got a job, after over a year of searching. I just found out that there's about to be a wave of layoffs. I haven't even gotten my first paycheck, and already I'm going to lose my job. FML
Today, I came into work feeling good about myself and my upcoming plans. I left before noon with a box of my belongings and uncertainty about my future, having been suddenly laid off. FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
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Top comments
biasedshooter 24
can I have the job?
NastyNinja31 0
go get your job back since the "cutbacks" r over
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Comments (207)
ArsenalFan12 0
ha. I get the feeling your sensitive
mondayna 3
ha, I get the feeling you still live with your mum and don't have a job
PandaPandy 6
lol go apply to the job again XD
Dismissal 4
I think it's a hint...
BuffaloButt 5
poor you./:
elisabeth1_fml 0
I agree 100 percent. no one is indispensable
smexehXredhead0 0
Confront the ******* manager!
AcdcKicksAss 3
Shucks.
alexxss_fml 10
you should apply.
Locoluis 15
Don't take this personally. They didn't lie when they said "cutbacks". Yes, they're hiring, but I assure you, they're certainly not paying the new employees the same salaries they used to pay to the old employees. You had experience in your job, you deserved your old salary just because of your seniority. They don't want seniors anymore, they're replacing them with younger people with no experience and desperate for a job, and they're paying them a lot less.
DrewsFML 8
You are very lucky they laid you off since they obviously wanted to fire you. If they fire you for poor performance you can't collect unemployment insurance. A lot of companies will simply call it a layoff because they need to get rid of the bad worker but they don't want to leave the person without unemployment benefits (either to be nice or to avoid having you sue them for wrongful termination).
cyanidesandwich 21
just go and flip off the dude who fired you and all will be well