Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a meeting with my daughter's headmistress, which I thought went well, until I was walking to my car past the open staff room window and I heard her say to other teachers, “Jesus, I can see where that brat [my daughter's name] gets her shitty attitude from… and her fat arse.” They all laughed. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
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Top comments
cptmorgan15 2
Tell that bitch.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Say goodbye to your job.
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Comments (290)
jenna5960 7
With an attitude like that you really shouldn't be a teacher.
james2323 0
shut it most kids now a days deserve that
Pigpen181 3
Kindergarden children, can be a handful.
life2007 0
Win!
robbiboyo 0
you showed her!
JasonEP 3
Yeah it sucks that you may lose your job over it. But I think it's great when people call out those little whiney brats for being such bitches.
dudeitsdanny 10
You're obviously still in high school, so we can let that attempt at being smart slide.
willster2419 0
when i was in grade 5 my teacher called another student a smart ass, and he didnt get anything, but he called every kids parents and said what happened, but still, although a smart ass isnt really that bad, but calling someone a bitch isnt either, its not like OP said "**** off you annoying little shit"
dgr8ing 0
if I was her dad I would thank you. dads don't get to say those things and if it pushed a teacher over I know it busts his balls. I wouldn't be to worried if I were you OP
stevenmx86 8
Op, my mother works with children at my little sister's school. She never swears at them but sometimes she reprimands them. She's never had a parent complain they usually thank her for saying something to her kid. Maybe you'll get lucky and the super will thank you for saying something to his bitch daughter!
meggieh815 0
quit whining about how they were whining. :):)