Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a meeting with my daughter's headmistress, which I thought went well, until I was walking to my car past the open staff room window and I heard her say to other teachers, “Jesus, I can see where that brat [my daughter's name] gets her shitty attitude from… and her fat arse.” They all laughed. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
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cptmorgan15 2
Tell that bitch.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Say goodbye to your job.
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Comments (290)
jenaandtyler4eva 0
hopefully you will lose your job your a horrible teacher
BellaGoBoom 6
You obviously had a horrible teacher.
mrsbisconer 0
yeah n Ur Probly one of those lil bitches.
jenaandtyler4eva 0
the point of being a teacher is to teach the kids not yell ot curse at them and cone on your an adult so you should use adult behavior
jenaandtyler4eva 0
or*
applesdontpee 3
yes, and part of what schools nowadays have to teach is how to behave. now i'm not saying that calling a kid a bitch is a good thing, nor am i defending #34, but sometimes you have to use strong language to confront strong resistance. and it's not like she screamed "WILL YOU JUST STOP BITCHING?!?" our orchestra's conductor has used not an angry, but exasperated tone (which is what i think the OP used) when she swore like a sailor once, but we were relentlessly misbehaving sorry this is so long :(
applesdontpee 3
sorry, my last comment was aimed at #86
Leatherandlace 0
I guess you're the one he spoke to.
jayAZ 3
hope that 'bitch' doesn't inform Daddy!
notbanned69 0
Until they're about 18-20, most kids are whiny little bitches, male and female.
Riemurasia 0
I can completely understand how it can get too much sometimes, kids that age can be so horrible! But then again, if you really got that mad, you should've sent her out of the class instead of calling her names. I understand why it blurted out, but as a teacher you are just too influencial to say such things, even if they're true. Better to have told the superintended about her behaviour, so she would get a kick up her ass from her own family ;)
Predental 5
Whining bitches deserves bitch slaps.
ilikeemsmall 4
I couldn't do your job. Kids that age push your buttons, stomp up and down on your last nerve, then act all offended if you so much as give them a dirty look. Her dad has probably wanted to do exactly the same thing. If it were my call, they'd bring back the real board of education...the paddle! Bet the kids wouldn't be anywhere near as disrespectful as they are now!
bbaustin_roy17 0
heck yea! whoop em!
aardvarkish 17
That's why when my students start getting on my nerves, I make them put their heads down while I go rub one out in the corner. Whoever pissed me off the worst gets to clean it up...
mrtoothpick 11
O.o *twitch* I've been on the internet how navy years now? That comment really shouldn't bother me...
smile1992 0
wtf I'm hoping you don't mean what I think
perdix 31
Either you are going to get fired, or get a raise, a promotion and a letter of commendation. Oftentimes, people in positions of high authority can't handle their own kids. The super may just love you because someone needed to tell his spoiled bitch kid that she's a bitch. You can see that he's a washout when it comes to disciplining her. Remember George Costanza in "The Opposite" episode of "Seinfeld?"
thatkid1 0
and the dumbest teacher award goes to!
BelaLugosisdead 0
You are my hero for that, but honestly, the Superintendent's kids get away with so much stuff and anyone who does anything to them gets fired or expelled unfortunately. For example, when I was in high school, back when hazing was permitted, our super's twin boys were in marching band. One of them was a drummer and the drummers had an initiation where they put the willing freshmen in the quad case and threw them off the 4 ft. loading dock. Now, the kid volunteered to do it, willingly got into the case and when he got home, went home, told his Dad and attempted to make it sound like he was forced to do it. Captain of the drumline and everyone involved would have been expelled if it wasn't for the 10 witnesses who said he willingly got in the case and had it on video to prove it. It was after that they started the anti-hazing rules...