Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a meeting with my daughter's headmistress, which I thought went well, until I was walking to my car past the open staff room window and I heard her say to other teachers, “Jesus, I can see where that brat [my daughter's name] gets her shitty attitude from… and her fat arse.” They all laughed. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
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Top comments
cptmorgan15 2
Tell that bitch.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Say goodbye to your job.
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Comments (290)
cheyAnn 0
She deserved it.
sharkwkrox 0
yeah she did.
CitrusGirl 0
I feel like she probably deserved it. Everytime I've heard a teacher swear it's been for a good reason.
Emster689 0
yeahh I agree!
ceddyz17 10
haha there ya go buddy =)
daywalker26 0
I'm glad that parents don't teach respect and then teachers have to pay the price it.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I teach my kids respect but that has almost nothing to do with whining. Kids whine. When they do, I discipline them. If you can't deal with it, you probably shouldn't be a teacher. That is what the lounge is for.
SnailJamsss 6
That's all teachers did is curse when I went to school. Even the principals. Hopefully you won't get In trouble. Besides, it was just bitch. Lol.
djnova11 4
if she's a bitch, let her know
MissBunny25 0
your picture is awesome
tsim_fml 0
26 - even if she sued, calling a student a bitch will not win a court case. you fail
baileybug03 0
Bye teaching......Hello Wal-Mart (;
Predental 5
uh no
missy_lynn012 0
deny it then give her a bad grade. when/if it's brought up say she's only accusing you because you refused to change her grade.
oblio 0
probably get paid better at walmart.
Emster689 0
do u work at walmart? only someone who works at wallmart would think that....
baileybug03 0
Uhm no child I'm 13 I work at keeping myself fresh
Freeze_fml 17
You need to work harder. Much harder.
Erindub 0
Good job and good luck finding another job
obviousboy 8
you should get promoted.
Sammara 0
I can't bring myself to click FYL or YDI. It's tough being a teacher right now. I am one as well. Though you should have enough self-control to keep your mouth shut, frankly, some kids ARE bitchy/bitches and they may need it pointed out to them! I know my mom called me a bitch when I was in high school, and her mom did the same to her. It actually does shock your system a bit, to hear an adult use such an adult, negative word to describe you. Parents are too nice now! But, as teachers, we CAN'T DO THAT and we really shouldn't try! That said...I hope you found the kid and apologized before the school day ended. That was really your best chance of having this blow over. If the kid really is a whiner, she's running right home to the superintendent and telling on you. Though I actually doubt this will cost you your job, I hope this will help you learn to control yourself from now on. Maybe some therapy would be good, so you could learn some alternative coping techniques.
docscientist 10
I don't know, the only way to cope with whiny bitchiness is to call them out on it.
gearsmaster 0
you don't need to type a paragraph 'teacher'
sourgirl101 29
31 had one of the best comments on here. What's more difficult, reading more than 10 words or scrolling down? Not everything fits in a nutshell.
sourgirl101 29
31 had one of the best comments on here. What's more difficult, reading more than 10 words or scrolling down? Not everything fits in a nutshell.
ant1078 7
I find it ironic that you double posted, lol