Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
Today, I was eating at my aunt's place with all my cousins and the salad had little green and alive bugs. I didn't want to cause attention, so I tried to pick some off and just kept eating. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I attempted to conquer my fear of eating out. The very first thing I saw as soon as I got to the restaurant? An unconscious guy getting taken away by paramedics. I turned around and went straight home. FML
Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
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holyshitbatman 20
id own that restaurant by the time we got out of court. that's DISGUSTING and i hope you filed a complaint with the local health department
unknown_user5566 27
Think about it this way: you faced one of the worst scenarios possible, and lived through it. Don't give up just yet. I'm sure if you tried again, you'd have a much better experience, and be well on your way to conquering your phobia.
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Comments (112)
morgantheboss 0
Just remember: that doesn't happen at all restaurants, but I'm sorry about what happened to you!
SlenderMann 10
If you complained about it, you could have sued!
airforcegubala 1
God has a good sense of humor
LetsBeRealistic 3
Lets be realistic.
BoratSagdiyev 2
That's gross I agree but you're also still alive right? So if that didn't hurt you maybe you don't need to worry so much? Easier said than done I know but something to think about when you get freaked out.
wyj8018 3
Ewww……，it was lucky for op not having eaten it!
katie887 2
I with you on this one, just came back from a restaurant and they served me a part of my dish undercooked an a part frozen. I am gonna write to the management!
merpelyn 2
Disgusting! Hope you got a refund OP!
pdp_fml 21
You should get treatment for your phobia.
hedgehogjawn42 6
I feel really bad for you. I have mysophobia too and if that had happened to me I probably would of freaked out right there. FYL.