saintmichi
Poland
Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Irmo, United States
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
tal
France
Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML
skunkcat
United States
Smelly business
Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML
speshlk37
United States
Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML
WrongTrainGuy
United Kingdom
Wrong way down a one way strrreeeeet
Today, I took the wrong train and didn’t realise it until it arrived in Aberdeen. Eight hours from where I was meant to go. FML
running late
Bath, United Kingdom
Platform B
Today, I was running late for a train and bought a ticket in a hurry. I got on the wrong train, sat there for twenty minutes, and only realised my mistake when the scenery looked nothing like my stop. FML
anugla
United States
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Rebeccs
Canada
Get back
Today, my cat escaped through my front door. It was dark out, so I had no idea where I was going. I finally caught up to him in my neighbour’s lawn and I gave him heck for scaring me. It took me a minute to realize I was actually talking to a bush in their flowerbed. FML
wasted_gas
Cumming, United States
Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
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auburnvans 0
How does this **** your life?
cpatrick820 3
SWEET JESUS, THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS COMING TO AN END! Shut up.
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runaway102 0
wow! so you made a ******* mistake grow a pair and get over it!!
Grimmz_fml 0
They should seriously stop letting everyone be able to moderate. People are developing godcomplexes here 'oh I just moderatd this post because I just ******* can' Also, fun. I can understand. Just a mindfuck cause you sat 9 hours.
cpatrick820 3
And I seriously hope you're not OK with letting these mediocre and thoughtless posts run through the system...
LexiRawr 0
Wow. Yeah your life totally sucks... >_> That's almost as bad as when I forgot to make my bed.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Wow. this site used to be a symbol of bad things that can happen to others life. Oh the turn it has taken. Okay if the Cats not Clawed, Viscous, full of Anger, and Frothing at the Mouth with rabies, we don't want to hear it. FTAL (F the animals life) for being mistaken and Degraded Mentally.
Shainax3 0
hehhh how was tht an FML - either way Dude ur nuts! for mistakin a pinguine to a cat... psshh
Sdras 0
I think the actual FML here was the 9 hour train ride in Poland in winter. Then again, I still don't care. Hope they get the 'Who cares' button soon.
BeeSkwaird 0
Cats aren't viscous. Vicious, perhaps, but not viscous. That's just silly talk.
Rickymonkeypants 0
no more drugs for you
effedupfml 5
I was going to type something but then I read the statement above the comment box...."Speak your mind,but please try and be respectful"
Tripout 0
what???
rachexl 0
ok
Piklink 0
Oh WOW, the people in Haiti's misery is NOTHING compared to yours! Seriously, HOW exactly is this an fml?
Ochi_fml 0
your life doesnt suck, you are just retarded...
ilovepink07 0
Wow, you have a horrible life. But seriously, that isn't really FML, that's just a hilarious fail. Laugh it off and move on, it ain't a big deal.