saintmichi
Poland
Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Irmo, United States
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
tal
France
Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML
skunkcat
United States
Smelly business
Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML
speshlk37
United States
Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML
WrongTrainGuy
United Kingdom
Wrong way down a one way strrreeeeet
Today, I took the wrong train and didn’t realise it until it arrived in Aberdeen. Eight hours from where I was meant to go. FML
running late
Bath, United Kingdom
Platform B
Today, I was running late for a train and bought a ticket in a hurry. I got on the wrong train, sat there for twenty minutes, and only realised my mistake when the scenery looked nothing like my stop. FML
anugla
United States
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Rebeccs
Canada
Get back
Today, my cat escaped through my front door. It was dark out, so I had no idea where I was going. I finally caught up to him in my neighbour’s lawn and I gave him heck for scaring me. It took me a minute to realize I was actually talking to a bush in their flowerbed. FML
wasted_gas
Cumming, United States
Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
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auburnvans 0
How does this **** your life?
cpatrick820 3
SWEET JESUS, THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS COMING TO AN END! Shut up.
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Comments (77)
xboxsucks 0
Damn, you should see a therapist. you're life us ******
thebigslim 13
By far, the stupidest FML I have read on this site to date.
fdragon257 0
wrong side of the planet, dumbass
ftwandu2 0
doesn't belong here
luxornv 0
Would have been an FML if one of the following statements is also mentioned: "I am a zoologist." "I missed the train because I ran off trying to get a picture of it." "I made a commotion on the train about the penguin and was detained at the next stop."
alex_vik 1
Kay...
Vehicle 1
How is this a FYL? it's kinda cute.
Talihintti 0
your life sucks cos you're such a retarded idiot that you think this is a FML.
containsnosoy 0
So what? If this is your "**** my life" moment, you really need to get out more.
morbidlylovely 0
Oh my God! That's terrible! That's almost as bad as that morning when I didn't eat breakfast! Or the time when the store was all out of watermelon lollipops! Get over it, or at least buy a pair of glasses. Or better yet, take a nap every once in a while. Sleeping on trains is far from forbidden.
fogrunner 13
Maybe there was a screaming baby close to her on the train. Always happens to me. D: