Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
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bettyboo_x 0
Wow omg, what did you say to that?
rotf_coaster_9 0
ouch....how'd you fix that up after the fact? damn I feel awkward where i'm sitting now I can only imagine how you felt
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Comments (392)
sireen 0
you shouldnt have joked about that... poor guy :(
AndelleRae 9
See, the thing is, she didn't know he was going to propose to her until he pulled the little box out of his pocket. She was joking around with him before she even knew what the question was. If he's her good PLATONIC friend, why would she expect him to propose to her out of the blue? OP, FYL for possibly messing up a good friendship, FHL for unrequited love. Hopefully you guys can move past it. :)
holdingmybreathe 0
ohhhhhhhhhhh now i get it at first i was like huh how is that an fml? but now i get it awww poor guy
oopsie_daisy8446 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I like dick in my hiney. :)
mikentrigger 4
Fail
Carlie_McCartney 1
Nyet.
googleguy123 0
What does that have to do with this?
ikilledaman 9
Absolutely nothing, just trying to be funny, I assume. Obviously they need a new joke.
elfuzzo 0
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ydi for being oblivious.
kawa_fml 0
I'm gonna go with Congradulations!
jimmyjamesyall 4
Did you misspell that to highlight the silliness of the situation, or are you just plain retarded?
DubstepMasta 18
If you are going to incorrectly spell that, it should be "Congratufuckinlations"
shadowoftheday_fml 0
Hah, some of you guys are ridiculous. I've never done that before
Weil 0
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You ******* fail so much. I feel bad for that miserable asshole. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FRIEND.
TheGodDamnJoker 9
17 - always good to take advice from an Asian parent, thank you for your contribuation (note this was a sarcastic comment).
bobman51 15
You have no right to say that #17 they could be platonic friends and therefore she would have had no idea that he was in love with her
sayyestothedress 24
What does platonic mean?
ZaroraQuinsey 12
#387 - platonic is a non-romantical relationship. A completely normal friendship, with no (open/mutual) romantic feelings.
EddiesGirl 14
platonic actually means non sexual relationship
softbonez 0
I just spit out my tea! I found this very hilarious.
SomeonePosting 0
And this is why you listen to the question before giving an answer...
ForestFire0 1
also, if you do those things were you say no before someone finishes, they rephrase the question so that you agreed with what they wanted. So, yeah, these two reasons are why you wait for people to ask the question, THEN answer it.
sporteeholmes01 15
Couldn't have said that better myself!!!
Danna_fml 0
Oops...that's bad
mylifesucks07 2
wow thats awkward. good luck getting out of that lol