Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
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bettyboo_x 0
Wow omg, what did you say to that?
rotf_coaster_9 0
ouch....how'd you fix that up after the fact? damn I feel awkward where i'm sitting now I can only imagine how you felt
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Comments (392)
purple990 0
you're an a-hole for messing with his feelings
Entity4Infinity 0
she didnt say it sarcastically or joking after he asked... it was before obviously it was more of a yes yes yes as a joke to the question he could have asked it just so happened he was going to propose but they werent dating.... if someone who you werent dating said can i ask u a question it would be like oh i guess he needs me to do a favor or maybe watch his dog while away not will u watch our future dog or w.e
foolsangel 4
How is she messing with his feelings if she didn't even know his question?
Starchild21 3
wow i feel so bad for the guy becuz i bet u told him no after he proposed :( shit i feel really bad for him, its almost as bad as that one fml where the girl texted her ex on accident saying she really wanted him and the poor guy shows up at her door with flowers :( poor guys i wish i could him them find the right girls
albert26 0
6th!!!!!! And YDI for messing with him
AAAAHHHH12 2
Awh darn, from 6th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to 42nd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in a matter of minutes. Pooh pooh. *sarcasm*
murderofcrows 0
All of you bitch on fml because you can't drive and thus have nothing better to do than read fmls and complain because your lives are boring and pointless. I for one, don't care. So stop bitching.
mezentius 0
What, and you have nothing better to do than read the *comments* on fml and complain about those? At least I admit I'm a loser, you still need to get over your denial.
Starchild21 3
wtf are u talking about?
hayride1987 0
what does driving have to do with it??
ForestFire0 1
anyone who can drive obviously prefers to do that than use the computer. I can drive, but I also have a 3g card so i surf the web and drive! yay cruise control! I don't go anywhere, obviously. The cool people drive for the sake of driving.
ohthatsucks 0
you have nothing better to do than to read the comments and write that comment.
thatonesinginkid 0
I cannot drive. And actually, I'll admit that it's 11 at night and I'm bored off my ass with nothing better to do. What's your excuse for being here, hypocrite?
hahaha6 0
Dear Forestfire, please do not drive while surfing the web on your phone. Thanks, -Every other driver on the road
slappygecko 21
get over yourself :)
morganmorgan 0
Shut up ****
ashtheory 0
nice comments, just trying to get your name up. pathetic. absolutely nothing to contribute
Eddie_Collin 0
LIke what YOU just did?
bubblybrooke 12
um what does platonic mean? :S
Starchild21 3
it means that its just a friendship or something non sexual
mopho 0
platonic basically means non-romantic. :)
laurilauri 0
It means that they're just friends. No romantic feelings whatsoever. OP: That sucks a lot... haha, but i have to know, am I the only one who thinks it would be cute/hilarious if they somehow made it work? I know, not going to happen, but still... silly romantic girl dreams! ^.^
Shenaniganss 0
–adjective 1. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of Plato or his doctrines: the Platonic philosophy of ideal forms. 2. pertaining to, involving, or characterized by Platonic love as a striving toward love of spiritual or ideal beauty. 3. (usually lowercase) purely spiritual; free from sensual desire, esp. in a relationship between two persons of the opposite sex. 4. (usually lowercase) feeling or professing platonic love: He insisted that he was completely platonic in his admiration. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/platonic Lol. OP - FYL for him proposing to you without you being his girlfriend first. But YDI for joking around like that.
beethoven_fml 0
OMG OMG OMG OMG THAT SUX
suri23 11
Holy crap!
glassisass 0
i feel bad for the guy. i mean you were kidding. but you shouldnt do this again.
beethoven_fml 0
lololol (Ummm wtf I posted this as a reply to another post sux)