Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
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bettyboo_x 0
Wow omg, what did you say to that?
rotf_coaster_9 0
ouch....how'd you fix that up after the fact? damn I feel awkward where i'm sitting now I can only imagine how you felt
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wickawicka 0
hahaha I legit laughed out loud at this. At first I thought that it was you thinking he wanted to marry you so I laughed and then I saw that he was actually the serious one and i found it even funnier. At the same time though I think it's sweet. He obviously has been thinking about you a lot.
finalfantasy7 0
so really what are the chanses that this would really happen?! little to none. and OP YDI for being so stupid cause now you have to tell him that you were joking. -_- way to crush that mans dreams if this is true
deaditegirl 0
HDI. Who proposes to someone they're not even dating? This is either fake or he's ridiculously stupid. Or both.
Xdanicat 0
So you said yes before he asked any questions? I don't understand. If that's the case, you really, REALLY suck, OP. YDI so much for toying with his feelings. Poor guy...he sounds like he's really sweet and nice.
BLNovelist 0
She deserves it for toying with feelings...she didn't know he had? WTF?
mcsnelly 5
It's a famous movie quote. She said it as a complete joke because they were ONLY friends. She doesn't deserve anything.
victoriaa_fml 0
Coat? In the middle of the summer? In Texas? Those three don't mix. Either fake or happened last winter.
exit_arsenic 0
isn't it possible that he was wearing a windbreaker? or a raincoat? or a dinner jacket? don't jump to conclusions.
k_cool 0
aw, I'm sorry. it sucks when a guy friend likes you that way and you just want to stay friends. hope everything works out for you guys.
Monty_Python 0
LOL This reminds me of a time when I was asked out by my friend. She said,"Can I ask you a question?" I jokingly said,"No I won't go out with you" just as a joke. She looked sad and said,"Why not?" I was like wait what?
exit_arsenic 0
this kinda sucks. you had no way of knowing it was going to happen, so FYL for getting into that situation. props for the Austen reference, though! *grins* Jane Bennet ftw.
bjg93 0
wow that has to be pretty f@#$ed for both parties. but you deserved it .
Vilen1025 0
You're a jerk.