Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I phoned one of the IT guys upstairs for help with my PC. He said it would only take a few minutes; and would just fix it through a direct connection from his computer to mine. Hours later, I was feeling horny, and quickly checked out an adult website. Mr IT Guy was still connected. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, in a holiday cottage, I was a little horny so I decided to watch some porn. An hour later, the owner barged in, screaming that I was not to use her internet for such things, that I’m a "loose slut" and that I'm "going to hell". The bitch must somehow have been illegally spying on my internet usage. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I told my mum that the reason I hadn't contacted her for 3 days was that my internet was broken, when in reality I'd gone off for a dirty weekend with the guy I'm having sex with. I forgot my older sister worked for my internet provider. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML
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Top comments
Cbizzlez 10
"Hey can I get a glass of water" "Sure, can I get you anything else?" (**** music starts to play)
SixthSinEnvy 39
Couldn't pay the bill, huh?
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Comments (206)
trox_fml 4
It's not **** logic, you're a *****
Corrupt_waffles 13
Dean would be proud.
Oatz1000 6
Someone could use an easy button
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Did he get around to replacing the router?
Ultimawolf25 19
Pretty sad...hopefully you used protection, if not you deserve it from sleeping with a stranger.
clue_me_in 20
Ew. I hope you used a condom.
Obey_StudBoii 23
So your proud of yourself for sleeping with a total stranger that may have had an STD of the sort?
Shrike 24
Yeah, she's proud of it. That's why she posted the FML and put her name as "I regret everything". Your reading skills are as bad as your grammar.
Obey_StudBoii 23
You feel like a better man for starting internet wars? Lmfao get a damn life.
Shrike 24
After seeing a bunch of other stupid comments from you, I expected that kind of meaningless reply. You didn't disappoint. "Lmfao."
tomorrow_16 0
He sure did some fine tuning and a touch up job....on your router
kdodge213 4
Hey was just curious, does she work at 7/11? She should realize even if she does just because the store is open 24/7 doesn't mean her legs have to be *** cough cough *** ******* cough
TheGoldStandard 6
Nice! Because i too am a technician! ;D