Today, I phoned one of the IT guys upstairs for help with my PC. He said it would only take a few minutes; and would just fix it through a direct connection from his computer to mine. Hours later, I was feeling horny, and quickly checked out an adult website. Mr IT Guy was still connected. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a customer for a number we could call her at to let her know when we'd finished fixing her PC. I'm so desperately lonely that when she wrote it down for me, I got a raging boner. FML
Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time left. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML
Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML
Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML
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rob8625 0
You are really stupid to look at **** at work
SurfDaWave 0
YDI. At work? Really?
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PenguinBob 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
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bloodthorn 4
YDI for being such a **** addicted pedophile sex freak. i hope you die and never get another ******* again
RacerrRex 0
I modded this one. I approve of it.
bloodthorn 4
i dont think anyone cares. suck a dick, and die
Imawhalerider 0
Awesome idea for sharing memberships
bobmandude 0
Its not (completely) his fault, I mean the guy said only a few minutes not the hours that were actually used.
bobmandude 0
I epic failed. 2 comments with the same thing XD
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
98 is right
midwestjerk 0
Dumbass. I hope you got fired.
bobmandude 0
He isn't that much of a dumbass, though it was stupid, b/c he thought the IT guy was off since he said it would take a couple of minutes and not the hours it actually took.
baconcatz 4
You clearly didn't read the FML right the OP is not the IT man his job is not even discussed why would he lose his job?
DameGreyWulf 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Whoops! Won't vote FYL or YDI, because it's not much of a FML unless it was something really, really dirty. You're both dudes though, he should understand.
ifzombiesattack 0
who cares?
Canucksftw24 6
The bosses
Nomad609 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What are you 8? Who gives a S#!+ if you look at some dirty website.
midwestjerk 0
On company time, on a company computer? He probably ****** the computer up looking at **** in the first place.
Nomad609 0
No Im pretty sure it wasnt the cause of crashing his computer since he said he was feeling devilish so pretty sure he only looked at that time of the repair.
midwestjerk 0
It's likely that the checked before. Even if he hadn't, it's not exactly a smart idea to be looking at **** on company time. If you doubt me, go ahead and try it at your job.
midwestjerk 0
That first line should read: "It's likely that he's checked them before."
f_alltheirlives 3
#7 LoL says you, your seven :P
WonderBlunder 0
You could get fired for that.. Just hope that the IT dude likes your taste in ****..
rob8625 0
You are really stupid to look at **** at work
thelastgirl 0
Feeling devilish, eh? ohh, spiffing!
lobby0ne 0
how old are you to be doing that at work????
SurfDaWave 0
YDI. At work? Really?