Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
He doesn't know that sitting outside your window at night isn't considered a date.
ThatFancyPenn 18
Look on the bright side, you have a boyfriend that you didn't know about. Don't you just love surprises?
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Comments (54)
AlexRen 21
Is he at least a nice dude to talk to? Or attractive by your standards? Also, just clarify you aren't dating.
Ankit_Neupane 1
Poor Guy!!
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Maybe your the one who didn't know you were dating
Breegotcake 14
If y'all really start to date and become a couple this will make a great "how did y'all meet" story.
vipirius 18
No, it's just creepy.
Headcrab 29
You guys would make it Facebook official.
Axel5238 29
Some consider "dating" seeing each other but not yet boyfriend/girlfriend. Have you gone out to dinner/ hanging out with the guy a few times where he might think you guys were dating?
Rag_dollxx 21
If it's not on Facebook it isn't true.
deadline322 2
I had something like this happen to me... except I was the guy.
maggiefox 25
Congrats! :D
migmit 11
You know, you probably are. Were. Whatever.