Anonymous
Switzerland
Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Anonyme
Ivry-sur-seine, France
Get back here
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Anonymous
Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML
tryingtostealmyheart
Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
BobbyHutchinson
Australia
Leg it
Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
Josh
Fenton, United States
Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML
unfortunate
United States
Thanks, dude
Today, I was late to work and couldn't get my gas tank open. Panicking, I asked the only person around to help me who happened to be a very large man. He was able to open it for me and seemed really nice. That is until he pulled out a knife and robbed me. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Top comments
newburton13 26
Buddy, he did you a favor.
Dancer3626 11
That's a lesson to not smoke.
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Tiffanywastaken 16
He needs it more than you. although both of you are killing yourselves. /soapbox
scyther66 4
Let him smoke his life away. He's actually saving your life thank him!
scyther66 4
@boo I'd smoke u;-)
noreallywhat 17
before I vote I would like to know if they asked to bum one first and you said no
dawood_k 27
Smoking his harmful. Did they not have the warnings on the packs
amanda131 4
so what if it's harmful? everyone has their vices. It's their body to screw up, it's their money to spend, and a decision only they have to pay for. The tax smokers pay on a pack is almost 50% of the cost, which is used for a lot of everyday things that non-smokers take advantage of. The only time I would have a problem with smoking is if they were pregnant, otherwise, who is anyone to judge others' decisions?
ApplesAndPears 10
Hmm I'm guessing it was a Swiss knife? :P
chug_bug 11
that was actually a good thing. smoking is not good 4 u.
jaysongary11 7
What has this world come to?
Alicestraza 33
The anti smoking stance of Fml baffles me. Like really, he deserves this because he's the worst person ever for smoking? Because absolutely none of you are eating unhealthy food, failing to exercise, spending excessive time watching tv or on the computer and of course you don't drink. You can be anti smoking without being a dick about it.
Axipiter 24
I have no problem with people who want to kill themselves, that's just a highly inefficient way of doing it. And if that shit even comes near me, then it's really only self defense if I punch them in the throat. People don't die from secondhand junk food.
Alicestraza 33
If you're getting obese from junk food, like a lot of people are, it costs the government millions in medical treatment which in turn increases the cost of medical care. Every unhealthy thing has the ability to affect those around you. Smoking is just more visible. Also, perhaps politely ask the person not to smoke near you rather than resort to violence. Assault charges aren't going to do you any good either.