Today, a man came by with a large drink and sat next to me in the bus terminal. In all his wisdom, he tried setting it between the seats. Naturally, it spilled all over me. I now have to sit with a soaked pair of pants and a wet carry on from Nashville to Atlanta. The bus trip is 5 hours long. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, in the bus, my Gatorade bottle's badly screwed cap resulted in my Jello being ruined and yellow Gatorade poured all over myself, the seat, and the floor. It looks like I pissed myself, and I still have to go through a whole building where several of my colleagues live before making it home. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML
Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
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PingusTheDingus 31
That's sodapressing.
igg125 30
I don't know why you would allow him to put his drink there if there wasn't a cup holder.
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Comments (26)
Xcizer 17
Jump him and steal his pants
JetCyclone27 18
Sounds like a sticky situation
emeraldisle 30
Tell him he owes you a new pair of pants.
mariri9206 32
It didn't ruin the pair of pants, just made them wet. They can be washed. If he were to owe her anything, it would be dry cleaning. It's unfortunate, though, because OP had to sit in wet, sticky, uncomfortable pants for 5 hours.
PingusTheDingus 31
That's sodapressing.
teentee401 37
This FML is pretty damn funny if you accidentally read "dick" instead of "drink" like I did.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
dude. where's my car?
MikaykayUnicorn 36
How the **** does that have any relation to the FML? I am so ******* sick of seeing dumb ass comments on FMLs that have nothing to do with them. Some people shouldn't be allowed to comment.
deathrise007 22
Dang, that sucks OP. Hopefully the trip isn't too bad.
igg125 30
I don't know why you would allow him to put his drink there if there wasn't a cup holder.
CammyGal 26
They probably didn't notice until it was already starting to spill
theoldman 22
It also could have been uncomfortable to tell someone what to do. I don't know if I would have said to someone I didn't know not to do something.
stingray112 24
Sry OP I can't think of any advice sry man xD
hoosiergirl94 31
If the bag was soaked then the other pair of pants would be wet too...
saxaddict122 14
And that's what happens when you take the greyhound... Weird shit starts poppin off.