Today, a man came by with a large drink and sat next to me in the bus terminal. In all his wisdom, he tried setting it between the seats. Naturally, it spilled all over me. I now have to sit with a soaked pair of pants and a wet carry on from Nashville to Atlanta. The bus trip is 5 hours long. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, in the bus, my Gatorade bottle's badly screwed cap resulted in my Jello being ruined and yellow Gatorade poured all over myself, the seat, and the floor. It looks like I pissed myself, and I still have to go through a whole building where several of my colleagues live before making it home. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML
Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
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PingusTheDingus 31
That's sodapressing.
igg125 30
I don't know why you would allow him to put his drink there if there wasn't a cup holder.
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InfiniteSunshine 32
That's terrible and going to feel like a very long bus ride. I don't know if you saw him put it there, but if you did, you should have told him to move it because it has a high chance of spilling, or maybe you could have moved from that seat yourself. If you didn't see him put it there, that's awful, and he clearly lacks common sense. I hope it dries quickly, so you're not sitting in wet pants for the whole ride.
jimeple 12
That's what you get for riding a bus.
amsterdamgirl 20
I'm sorry. I accidentally clicked on ydi. it's yls.
Strega 5
Is there any toilet nearby? Check for hand dryer. I've been awkwardly standing with various parts of clothing under a hand dryer a few times. This device may or may not be good for drying hair, too ;)
TylerMillerX1 10
You should come down to Columbia on your way back
adb127 19
I assume this didn't happen today since it says you're in California?
Ask_Sean_Connery 2
Why didn't you take a plane?
slainbrain 2
why didn't you bring a change of clothes for your trip?
Witchylady 18
You should have stood up
brocho 26
I was just about to type "Hopefully it was just water", but noticed your name. That had to be a sticky mess! I feel for you though, as an ex of mine's spoiled brat cousin deliberately poured a cup of soda on my lap once and I was in a situation where I couldn't change either.