Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Thanks, I hate it
Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML
Any damage? Who nose?
Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML
Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Assumptions
Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
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PrincessCastiel 27
God gave you a receipt right? But in all seriousness, I'm so sorry OP. That was a rude comment for her to make. You're perfect just the way you are :)
Welshite 40
Don't let her bother you. I think natural imperfections are more attractive than fake plastic Barbie features.
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Comments (72)
ebonyirony 29
That's just ******* rude.
olpally 33
What a superficial judgmental bitch. Ignore her.
somewizdom 15
Tell her you know a great vaginal rejuvenation doctor that specializes in severe cases such as hers.
perdix 31
Relay her comments to your parents. Maybe this will guilt them into getting you a proper nose job in the first place. If your crooked nose is working for you, pocket the cash ;)
xnyletak 17
What kind of advice is that? Let a total stranger dictate your decision to get appearance altering surgery, or cheat your parents out of thousands of dollars if you like your face the way it is?
perdix 31
#22, the "stranger" is pointing out the OP's deformity objectively. Everyone sees it, but those close to her are too afraid to mention it to her. Some people can make their "differences" work for them, but for others, they are handicaps and can be fixed.
xnyletak 17
A crooked nose is hardly a handicap. Save that label for people with missing arms and legs. And so what if her nose is crooked? Who says that makes it ugly, anyway?
perdix 31
#28, the guys who are not asking her out because her nose freaks them out. That's who says it's ugly. Handicaps come in all degrees.
xnyletak 17
Where exactly in this FML did you read that guys avoid her because of her ugly nose? One rude person made a comment about it; that doesn't mean the entire world secretly hates her nose. You're shallow.
poncho55 40
Perdix, you are the biggest asshole on this site. OP, please ignore him. He's being just as much of a douche right now as the lady who insulted you in the first place. There are some very nice comments posted above though. Flaws are what make everybody different and unique. Just love who you are and defenestrate all the people who try to make your life sucky, mkay? :)
perdix 31
#30, because I can read between the lines. The lady's comment wouidn't have been an FML if she were getting all the action she could handle. Btw, the world is shallow. #31, no, you are the asshole. Polite lies are worse than the ugly truth. Some flaws make some people unique and different, but others are freaks because of theirs. We should be thankful that we live in a time in history that we can fix some of them.
Zimmington 21
31- Last time I checked we come here to make fun of others misfortunes & get a good laugh. This isn't an advice column.
Nyx_fml 23
You have something on your mouth, Zimmington. Looks like perdix's ass. I would recognize that big hairy mole anywhere.
DocBastard 40
I remember when I was the biggest asshole on this site. How the times have changed. Sigh etc etc.
tukies 28
For anyone on this thread who says a crooked nose isn't a handicap; let me tell you why that's complete bull shit. I can't smell out of mine or breath properly. Seriously breathing only through my nose gives me an oxygen level of 87. It can create medical conditions if OP. Had the funds why not change it?
hunts19ketchup 23
#32: I agree with your lies vs truth statement. But somehow I just don't see how one random lady's comment is really concrete enough evidence to suggest that OP looks like a freak, can't get a date etc. There's also not enough evidence to suggest that the OP has a "beautiful nose" or whatever either. Unless there's some hidden picture that I'm missing, which there's not. My opinion? Embrace your nose for what it is and if you find that you don't like it and would be happier with a different nose then look into making that happen.
Zimmington 21
I have no reason to kiss Pedix's ass Nyx I'm just tired of people on this site getting so sensitive.
Sydni_1022 8
You should get a nose job.
ButterflyHaze 25
I'm sure that the lady who was rude to OP was simply being a jerk. OP and her nose are probably just fine.
BGAL7090 6
"Thanks, God..."
Rozay333 36
How rude! Sorry OP
imchacon22 19
Hate nosy people, no pun intended. I would have told her to mind her business.
beaverteaser 16
she might nose something
imchacon22 19
Maybe contour it with makeup?