Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days are so rude" and that "things were much better in the '50s." Annoyed, I asked the delusional twat what was so great about the racial segregation, rampant sexism, homophobia, and all the rest back then. He responded by punching me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my 10 year-old son asked what equal rights were and I'd explained it means you treat everyone the same, this morning he punched a girl who's been bullying him so hard, he broke her tooth, because, "Equal rights: if she was a boy I'd have hit her before, but equal rights says it doesn't matter if she's a girl, so I hit her." FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, while finishing shopping with my kids, my female best friend and I were accosted by a street preacher. He screamed that we were an abomination, having biracial children was a sin against nature, and that we were ruining America. Not only we are not gay, he made my kids cry. FML
Today, I had to explain racism to my son after some of his school friends were talking about it. Another parent then stormed up to us, pissed off because even though I was explaining how bad racism is, just talking about it is itself racist, and he was offended by me. He made my son cry. FML
Today, I politely asked my neighbor if she could tell her kids to be a little more quiet, and I guess I wasn't the first one to approach her. She slammed the door in my face, but not before screaming, "I bet none of you would be doing this if we were white." FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
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brainymes 30
He was just an immature child who couldn't admit he was wrong. All the same, argument won.
Varieus 30
It was much much worst back then, than it is now. The stuff today is 100x better in comparison.
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randomthingstv 5
Someone's a dumbass liberal...
The_Big_Boss 20
He told you hahaha
AngrySailor 17
32- the "previous generation" may have been sexist bigots, but this douche bag resorted to violence when his statement was questioned
RpiesSPIES 27
Stereotypical CoD Players* I play CoD and have never been as horrid, nor have I seen -too many- people as horrid, as people make them to be... Then again, thank you Party Chat and Mute.
Uramonkey 11
Everybody's a hypocrite :/
AngrySailor 17
Assuming this "kid" didn't experience the fifties, I wonder where he gets his perspective from or what aspect of the fifties he is idealizing? Having friends who were there, I would say those generations had their issues and today's has theirs. #YOLO being a rather large one.
calipilot227 16
Some call it #YOLO, I call it "natural selection."
AngrySailor 17
Yes, but with multilingual warning stickers on 3 step ladders, bicycle helmets, machinery gaurds and rubber coated play grounds we have effectively made it impossible to pay for your stupidity.
Fuji76 15
Good god! I thought I was the only one that thought that way, #53! What ever happened to natural selection? Damn the man!
NagainaFier 16
45, ever heard of the series Fallout? It's a retro-futuristic apocalypse game, and borrows heavily from the 50's. He must of spent too much time in the Tranquility Lane quest line in FO3. (I'm not trying to be a ********; being a teenager myself, anytime someone brings up the fifties, I think of either Fallout or The Help. I doubt he's thinking of that movie if he's romanticizing the idea of the fifties though.)
powerhunger 4
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Chinman05 4
I kinda agree with him. I think men and women are different and that women should be treated with more respect. Look at America now. Nothing but fat pigs that have kids to suck off the government. Wow am I proud to be an American.
AngrySailor 17
While your comment is ****** up, I would agree with the fact that "back then" people viewed government hand outs as shameful. Now it's the norm and they're looking for more.
tragicnightmare 15
i partially agree with you. people arent very polite today. and most kids sit around and be lazy. back in the old days, EVERYONE had to work and do chores all day. little kids are losing their lack of imagination because they play on a screen all day instead of going outside to play. people exercise less. however, i do agree nowadays people have a better education and are more intelligent, and our economy and society is MUCH more fair than it used to be. thats my view
GoBoulder 20
Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. Sorry. Couldn't resist.
slappygecko 21
Come on, the late 60s and 70s were where it's at.
usafvet 0
**** you and the rest of your hippie generation