Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days are so rude" and that "things were much better in the '50s." Annoyed, I asked the delusional twat what was so great about the racial segregation, rampant sexism, homophobia, and all the rest back then. He responded by punching me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my 10 year-old son asked what equal rights were and I'd explained it means you treat everyone the same, this morning he punched a girl who's been bullying him so hard, he broke her tooth, because, "Equal rights: if she was a boy I'd have hit her before, but equal rights says it doesn't matter if she's a girl, so I hit her." FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, while finishing shopping with my kids, my female best friend and I were accosted by a street preacher. He screamed that we were an abomination, having biracial children was a sin against nature, and that we were ruining America. Not only we are not gay, he made my kids cry. FML
Today, I had to explain racism to my son after some of his school friends were talking about it. Another parent then stormed up to us, pissed off because even though I was explaining how bad racism is, just talking about it is itself racist, and he was offended by me. He made my son cry. FML
Today, I politely asked my neighbor if she could tell her kids to be a little more quiet, and I guess I wasn't the first one to approach her. She slammed the door in my face, but not before screaming, "I bet none of you would be doing this if we were white." FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
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brainymes 30
He was just an immature child who couldn't admit he was wrong. All the same, argument won.
Varieus 30
It was much much worst back then, than it is now. The stuff today is 100x better in comparison.
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Comments (206)
graceinsheepwear 34
32, I think the point is that OP got punched for expressing an opinion.
graceinsheepwear 34
I think it's strange that two thirds of the comments are debating the values of then and now and overlooking the point that OP was punched for expressing an opinion.
1jordan1 11
That is true, it's completely unfair for him to have been punched and that guy kind of shot a hole through the point he was trying to make.
staroftexas9 3
So a "kid" points out that manners were better in the 50's and you respond by spouting off about race relations and other heavy adult situations that he made no mention of? I hope it hurt.
NagainaFier 16
I highly doubt OP was talking about that stuff to a ten year old. Depending on his age, a 'kid' to OP could be anywhere from late teens to very early twenties.
fakedsincerity 32
Oh no. Someone with a different opinion to you. Quick, better respond by calling them a twat. That'll show em!
graceinsheepwear 34
To be fair, when OP wrote the fml, they had already been punched, so any charity as far as terms was probably punched out of them.
Iwannarock1 19
why did you go straight to the race card? I want to punch you too!
LifeFailure 16
No no, F HIS life, because that's when you call the cops and press charges. That's assault.
odamaliekh 26
OP, you are awesome.
riveju 7
Just because he referred to the 1950s doesn't mean he endorses any kind of segregation. Why would you just assume something like that and open your big mouth? You had it coming...
Epikouros 32
Well, the kid proved his own statement, didn't he?
tiger5248 3
What's so great about this generation? What do we have? A bunch of skinny jean wearin momma boys who are ruining the morals and values of an entire nation for the sake of there "feelings." Man up and take the punch like a bitch like u r and get on with life.