Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, a cute guy complimented me on my legs. I, being the awkward person that I am, panicked and replied, "Thanks, I grew them myself." FML
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML
Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML
Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML
Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
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Top comments
LastResort318 14
The guys and asshole. Don't let it get you down and just keep doing you.
singlwforlife 22
He just showed how ugly inside he truly is. I'm sure you're beautiful inside and out, OP. Everyone is beautiful in their own way. But your inner beauty just accentuates your putter beauty even more! Stay strong and keep your head up!
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Comments (52)
SweetJane5522 22
Don't worry about it Hun. A beautiful soul is 100x better than a beautiful face.
ericp96 10
I get treated like that all the time Don't worry you'll be fine You will learn to ignore and just get tougher
interesting33 37
It oculd be he was meant to be trying to sleep with you or something as a bet and then decided he couldn't go through with it because it was cruel, but he still thought the bet was a funny one. The probably chose you at random and just said 'do it to her'
luvlu444 24
why exactly were you talking to such a jerk?
Omniprism 15
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that guy is one ugly mofo.
NYGiants1925 22
What a douche bag!
thorn9264 5
well you shouldn't care what others think of you anyway. Find comfort in your self not other people.life gets alot better when you stop caring about other people's opinions.
MadoromiTenshi 9
What in the world!!! That's a terrible thing to do to someone! Don't mind people like that, they are ugly on the inside where it counts!!!
loubabe69 19
Some men have no class what so ever.
Popeye269 11
That is down right rude and inconsiderate. I hope karma comes right around and bites him in the rear. Don't listen to jerks like that.