Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating online for the last year and who I'm madly in love with blocked me. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Today, I called the cops on this guy who kept emailing me without revealing who he was. I had told him that if he emailed me again, I would call the cops, so I did. Turns out it was my roommate. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
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Top comments
pleasedie 22
These days with the internet people can find out almost anything by knowing the smallest thing about you. File a report with the police as soon as possible and place a restraining order on him if you know his name. Stay safe OP
LolKaleb 14
Leave it to the cops :)
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Comments (90)
sunny_moonbeam 14
Oh my! There's a couple things you can do, 1) File a police report or 2) RUN LIKE HELL!!!
harrypotterfan22 21
Or both. OP should probably do both.
mm12344 8
You blocked me on Facebook. Now you're going to die.
SpyroMello 29
Not funny.
mm12344 8
It's a song, chill.
laden_swallow09 35
S/he could chill, ooooor you could deposit a reality check and figure that maybe something like that would not be considered humorous in such a time as this.
mm12344 8
Or you can chill.
poisonedpeanuts 22
I would get a PPO if I were you. Be careful OP
amsterdamgirl 20
you should definitely have a file created by the cops. also try telling him that he's just not your kinda guy
protoskore 27
there's a website called sync.me that correlates information on people across social platforms that's popular with my country, and I'm sure there are countless others.
wuellmar 18
I hope you were able to get rid of him without him making a huge scene and without it taking alot of time. I also hope that you were able to get his name to take it up with the Police. Just be carefull online and in real life. Who knows what he is up too, especially since he was able to find you. That is just plain scary.
GAJones4221 10
If your resume is on any of the job websites I think some of them have public access to anyone, that's what I found when I Googled my name was a resume.
laden_swallow09 35
Looks like it's time to invest in a shootin' iron!
imbedderdenu 23
um. seriously? it's the Internet. you can find out ANYTHING about ANYONE if you want to. don't be vapid.
jazalea8 16
Restraining order, concealed weapons permit, and tell him you don't want him around. If he found out your real name, monitor your bank accounts, credit cards, etc. Let your place of employment know. This can turn into a serious issue. Better try to stop it before he tries to hurt you, or someone you love. Better get a big dog too...