Today, a girl who's in charge of a group project that I get graded on, asked if Bill Gates was a Founding Father. She was totally serious. I'm screwed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML
Today, I got a history project back that I worked very hard on. The teacher didn't bother to write any feedback, besides, "Did you even understand the assignment?" on the back. FML
Today, I found out that the huge project I've been working on for the past week is actually a group project. Everyone in my group knew. They were just letting me do the entire thing by myself because I'm "smart". FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, I'm grading final projects for a junior level college class. A student finally turned in their work, after months of encouragement and coaxing. Half of it was plain wrong, the rest had so many spelling and grammatical mistakes, it appeared to be written by a drunk autocorrect program. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I had to do a PowerPoint presentation alone, since none of my group members showed up. I was given a big fat 0 for doing the presentation alone. It was worth 50% of my grade. FML
Today, I was called to solve a problem question at the start of a lecture. I stupidly went up to the board before telling the lecturer in front of 300+ students that I had no Idea what he had been doing the whole week. The lecturer made a sneery comment about why some of us are blockheads. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML
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hghrider123456 9
He is a founding father....of Microsoft
seemore123 10
Wow. I wish she was trolling. Haha maybe you could try and let her not do that much work for the project, even though she is the leader...Wow she must be really stupid.
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Comments (58)
giraffelovergirl 19
It really depends on whether you picked your group then YDI but if she assigned it then YLS!
Xotoolyxo 16
You better take over now or pray for a miracle
DedicatedNova 13
I consider bill gates and Steve jobs the founding fathers of modern computers.
ndomer 6
And Wozniak
jw90 18
He's not???!!!
EvilLittleMan 23
Look at this way OP, you're not alone. With people like her in your generation, the whole country is screwed but keep your chin up.
ahd94 21
Group work sucks. Especially when there's a dumbass in charge. Good luck OP
burritosrgood 12
Oh god no...
llnursingll 10
I'm an A/B student and I sometimes act dumb to get out of doing group work. You should know what kind of student she is if she's in your class. My GPA is 3.8 Out of 4.0 . If she is indeed smart make her work.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Yeah I find hard to believe that a good student would act dumb to get out of doing work. That clearly doesn't go together.
InsaneBolt 7
Ah yes Bill Gates! The man who led the north in the Civil War vs. Steve Jobs and the south.
rooneygirl420 13
Kinda reminds me of a girl I knew in high school. One of our mutual friends was having a get together at her house and we were watching Independence Day. When we put the movie on, the dumb girl asked (seriously) if it was a history movie