Today, a girl who's in charge of a group project that I get graded on, asked if Bill Gates was a Founding Father. She was totally serious. I'm screwed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML
Today, I got a history project back that I worked very hard on. The teacher didn't bother to write any feedback, besides, "Did you even understand the assignment?" on the back. FML
Today, I found out that the huge project I've been working on for the past week is actually a group project. Everyone in my group knew. They were just letting me do the entire thing by myself because I'm "smart". FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, I'm grading final projects for a junior level college class. A student finally turned in their work, after months of encouragement and coaxing. Half of it was plain wrong, the rest had so many spelling and grammatical mistakes, it appeared to be written by a drunk autocorrect program. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I had to do a PowerPoint presentation alone, since none of my group members showed up. I was given a big fat 0 for doing the presentation alone. It was worth 50% of my grade. FML
Today, I was called to solve a problem question at the start of a lecture. I stupidly went up to the board before telling the lecturer in front of 300+ students that I had no Idea what he had been doing the whole week. The lecturer made a sneery comment about why some of us are blockheads. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML
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hghrider123456 9
He is a founding father....of Microsoft
seemore123 10
Wow. I wish she was trolling. Haha maybe you could try and let her not do that much work for the project, even though she is the leader...Wow she must be really stupid.
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Comments (58)
jasmine2301 25
I wonder if people's stupidity comes naturally, or they lose too many braincells watching SpongeBob.
awkwardloveannie 28
a lot of people in America know nothing about America
KushCrushin89 10
That's quite the generalization you're making there. Americans get a bad rap because sadly the dumbest of our country are often the loudest.
awkwardloveannie 28
I live in America and the people I go to school with have little knowledge on this country.
KawaiiCupcake 14
In 7 years of my life in America I taken 4 U.S. history classes! Learning the same info OVER AND OVER gain! How don't Americans know their own history???
martin8337 36
Wow.
perdix 31
If you are referring to the Computer Age, he kinda is. Life before then was shit and not worth remembering.
kumarina 35
Yes, also Steve Jobs is his brother..... I really hope she was being extremely sarcastic
ksks1234 33
Maybe she is acting dumb to get out of doing any work. You guys do all the work, she gets an A.
worldclassrager 41
Founding father of Microsoft...
Darbstar101 19
Well? Is he? This is a serious question
eddeeezzyy 19
Seems legit. I mean he did bring America together with his whimsical innovation and amusement of modern technology. Not just America, but the rest of the world, too. This guy's a legend in my book.
ohSNAPyall 27
Incredible. Is this a history project?