Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "He died" and walked off. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She then reminded me that I was at his funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, my crush started uploading pictures and writing sweet messages about a girl on her status, so I assumed that she was into girls, and lost all hope. Turns out that the girl in question had passed away, and she was remembering her. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML
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sensual_kidney 0
you're a good man for sticking up for your friend. If she can throw out shit, then she needs to be able to take shit back. Sounds like she wouldn't turn out to be that great of a girlfriend anyway. move on, you can do better.
imdacsgrrl 0
Uhhh, if you have such a huge crush on her why the hell don't you know her mom died? You don't know anything about her do you?
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Comments (82)
cheezburgerer 0
Haha, that's like when my best friend was saying something about a heart attack to me and i had nothing else to say then: Your grandpa had a heart attack. He did, a couple of days before.
ibored123 0
why would you say that to the girl you liked?
dan81892 2
although you didn't know, YDI for using such a stupid insult
PokeyStix 3
Not that terribly, though. That's just harsh. Sure he didn't know, but if he did, that'd've been harsh.
dan11 0
YDI for using a "your mom" joke. what are you five?
Hockeylover87_71 0
that's brutal, but it's kinda funny you used an insult like that :)
Random_Name 0
hahaha that's the worst insult i've ever heard... but the funniest thing as well.. but yeah, not your fault, she was bein a bitch and you didn't know, who cares?
fmylife_hardcore 0
I lol'd at this. Because it's funny xD. Dude... You're not smart, man.. FYL.
Icantfindmymommy 0
If her mom wasn't dead then it would be perfectly fine but that's an awfully bad coincidence. Once someone told me to never let my dad make my lunch I said that's not going to happen she then asked if he was retarded I said no just dead
meatyorb 0
omg that happende to me before accept i didnt get slap she just went into the bath room