Today, a fly landed on my face. Before I could even react, my brother "helpfully" punched it hard enough to both kill the fly and knock me out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a fly landed on my ear. The suddenly loud buzzing noise scared me so badly that out of instinct, I punched the side of my head so hard that I actually made myself really dizzy. The worst part? I didn't kill the fly. Jackass fly: 1, Dumbass me: 0. FML
Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML
Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML
Today, after going on a fly-killing spree all around my house, I had the most ridiculous nightmare where I was terrorized by a fly that looked like it was having a seizure whenever it was flying. When it landed on my arm, I woke up and felt a strange sensation on my arm. Great, I didn't want to sleep anyway. FML
Today, I tried to smack a fly that was buzzing around my room. I ended up hitting the wall a little too hard, scaring my cat, who jumped up and ran under the bed, knocking over a lamp. The fly is fine. FML
Today, a small fly was harassing my face, then it landed on a book next to me. I waved at it to make it leave, but it didn't. I got my fingers closer to it, to scare it off. Instead, it jumped on my finger as a playful parrot pet, spent a moment there, and flew off. I cannot even intimidate a fly. FML
Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML
Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
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Top comments
Maaska 16
If it was a spider this would've been justified
JBrownie123 24
Well... At least he didn't miss the fly!
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Comments (70)
Lebeaugars95 20
but did you die OP?
aimzskee 30
Mr Chow's famous last words.
Adam5858 17
Be grateful for his caring actions!
Cleu 12
Thanks for the assist brother... Wait, what's that on your face!?
Respect101 17
That takes skill to kill a Damn fly, those flies always are super fast and can see every movement ever made...
shudson186 17
At least he got the fly OP. :)
91hayek 31
This guy is going places in public office. Using cannons to kill mosquitoes. Cutting off heads to cure headaches. Very waste! Such inefficient! A born politician.
Wowlookatthat 15
So cruel, Much tactics, Such power xD
MoodiQ 8
WOW
Ewelty3 19
The force is strong with this one. Flies aren't easy to hit.
lil_miss_simran 15
Siblings are a pain
JJ_86 22
Good reflexes. Slow brains.
chocolatefrog28 29
He solved the problem. At least as a caring sibling, you have a lot of opportunity to repay him in kind if you see him swarmed by mosquitoes.