Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he managed to completely miss the first two houses on the block, which should have been a barrier before mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML
Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, a drunk crashed a truck into my porch. Shaken up, I was glad to see that so many of my neighbors had gathered around to comfort me. When the dust settled, I noticed my remaining porch furniture was missing. They weren't consoling me, they were casing the place. FML
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perdix 31
I hate when people write FMLs asking for our sympathy by wishing bad things on others.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Good aim
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Comments (182)
jjrebel26 0
ydi for being desperate enough to facebook him
boatkicker 5
What the ****?
mrahhhhh 21
Look on the bright side... you can sue and buy a new living room with a 76 inch gold plated tv! Or at least you'll be able to with all the money you make.
brokenclockwork 0
manged? fml approvers have really been lacking in accepting grammatically correct fml's as to late.
jessisaur 0
that's impressive
bigbadtim 7
You should invite him in and offer him a drink.
DMinimo 0
this sounds kind of fake. . . js
DMinimo 0
well this sounds kinda fake to me cuz this would be all over the news. (where I'm from at least. :P)
illmatic2 16
You don't live in the same place as the op...
spartan_girl 0
a drunk driver ran his car into the side of a house in my neighborhood a few years back...I saw it right after they got the car out of the wall, and it was crazy, i've never seen such a big hole in a house, it seemed like it shouldn't be standing anymore! The police estimated that the driver was going nearly 80 mph (in a 25 mph zone...). Fortunately, no one was hurt then, either, but it really is possible for a car to go through the side of a house.
brokenclockwork 0
lolol. fml, you guys fail. anyway, sorry to hear that OP.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Do you live by Ricky Bobby?
Paramorefan2 1
fyl. tht would suck.
LuCanO 0
FYL because it sucks that a drunk driver smashed a cara against your living room, but YDI for wanting it to hit other houses, especially if they are not empty just like yours.