Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML
Today, I saw someone get out of a car without putting it in park. I sprinted over and jumped in, trying to stop the car before it went down an incline. I didn't make it. I now have a dozen broken bones, need surgery, and was just informed I'm being held responsible for the wreck, since I was in it last. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I pulled out of my parking lot to head to physical therapy and the alleyway was blocked by some traffic. I nudged over to allow a garbage truck to pull in and my passenger window shattered against a dumpster handle. FML
Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML
Today, I went out with my friends. As I was heading home late, I heard the stop light beeping, meaning I could go, but some cocky prick thought he could drive past before I walked, but nope, I was met with his tire as it ran over my foot. Now I have to go to school with a cast on. FML
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wretcheddawn 0
Some guy parked in a space you wanted to park in, so you kicked his car? Pick your fights man, is it really that big of a deal to you that you have to find another space?
will90 5
For me the next logical step would be punching him in the face. I see you went the "Kick the hard metal object" route though. Interesting.
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happygoluckyhh 0
I can picture that...lol. Your driving in listening to Kidz Bop (knowing what a wus you are.) *Guy pulls in to the only parking space in all of Wal-Mart.* You - *Rolls down window* Excuse me, sir, but that is my parking space. Do you mine pulling back out and moving for me please? (Like that would happen.) Guy - *Rolls eyes, gets out of the car, and walks in, laughing.* You give him "the stare" and park 30 yards down at your local ice cream stand. You - Humph! I am so angry! I'm going to kick his car and maybe leave a few scratches. Ohhh...I'm a rebel. *Kicks car* Oww! I almost broke my foot on his Mini Cooper. Now I am very angry! I am going to write an angry letter. Letter: Dear Sir, You are very rude for taking my parking space. I hope you loose all your hair by the time your 40 and realize your are fat when you turn 42 and can't get any girl because you have no hair and your fat. Humph! Worst of luck to you Mr. Soon to be Bald Man. P.S. I kicked your car and left a few scratches. Ha! P.S.S. You are going to pay for my medical bills because you are mean and started this. P.S.S.S. I hate you. Humph. -Your Name Here (Really dorky letter...barely makes sense.) You - I think I took care of that buisness! *Goes in and buys dinosaur chicken nuggets and more scalp cream for your mother, whom you live with.*
OverEnthusiast 0
This is the part where I hug you, 11. Hilarious XD
armyofficerwife 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Was this really necessary? I'll be honest and say I did not need a play by play of this guys idiocy.
esines 9
Armyofficerwife, I thought it was ******* funny. Also does anyone notice he said the guy "had a go at him"? Does he mean he swung at him? And if so why the **** would you respond by kicking his car, instead of punching him? Dumbass
lhazz11 23
Hilarious, but so long that I can't thumb it:(
xxrogerthatxx 19
Scalp cream lmfaoo, how'd you think of that you creative bastard
201chasew 22
#11, you made my day.
happygoluckyhh 0
I agree with wretcheddawn. You don't OWN the parking space. Pick your fights. Not a good one you chose.
chippa 24
Unless you're handicapped and he wasn't and he parked in a handicap lot, then why the **** do you think you own it? Besides, you wouldn't have been able to kick his car if you were, so we've ruled that out. Just go find another spot. That's what he'd have to do if you had made it to the spot before him.
popoman 0
You're a dumbass. It's first come first serve. If you were waiting for the parking space, **** it. It's too late. You let him get the space. You're the one who started a confrontation. Plus, kicking someone's property? In front of witnesses? How old are you? Dumbass.
kirstensmook 0
suck it up princess
lolmonster 0
Karma is a bitch this is a crule way of showing it. But u still deserve it. I mean calm doun and find another spot!! YDI
polico_wolf 0
hm, you know, that guy could have been looking for ages for a parking space and saw a free one, and then you ask him to move?
leenheartlovex3 0
If someone pulls into a parking space, don't be a fuckingg retard and ask him to move, ya snooze ya loose. YDI. Find another fuckingg parking space!!
Anteezy 7
You deserve it for ripping ligaments.
Airshock22 11
YDI for arguing about a public parking spot, retaliating, and of course, breaking your leg.