Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the restaurant I work at, I gave a man back his change and told him to enjoy the sunny day. He replied by dramatically saying that the sun was his mortal enemy. Thinking he was joking, I asked him if he was a vampire. Turns out he has skin cancer. FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend's house. I saw her mother and asked, "Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?" She said, "I don't have a cold," to which I smiled and said, "That's great to hear!" Turns out she has lung cancer instead. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, I saw my uncle after six months. The first thing he says to me is, 'I didn't even recognize you! You've gained so much weight.' Gee thanks uncle. Just what I wanted to hear. FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, a customer at the store I work at asked me what kind of cake I would suggest for her husband's 50th birthday. I laughed and showed her the Grim Reaper cake. She burst into tears and explained that he has cancer. FML
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MsKimPossible 0
Ouch! But there's no way you could've known that. After that, I think the only thing to say was "I'm sorry to hear that. How are you doing now?"
davidtheday 0
LOL When I first read this, by "waiting" I thought you meant, "waiting for him to come back"... not "waiting" as in "serving food"... hahaha FAIL for me.
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Comments (43)
Shyman4ever 0
No way you could have known
neverhadabf 0
thats horrible! but really funnyy
bioshockguy 0
FHL, not yours, he's the one with cancer.
BrittanyLynn00 0
dont feel bad!! coming from someone with cancer he is an asshole for saying it like that!! ppl always come up to me that i havent seen in a minute n tell me ive lost alot of weight n i kust simply tell them that the chemo makes me lose my appetite therefore weight will be lost lol. he is obviously one of the cancer patients that didnt learn lifes to short to be a douche n he needs to enjoy life n whatever it brings!!!!
adela119 0
yeah cus he totally knew he was sick -_-
soralightryuke 0
I don't know why it's that big of a deal -_- you didn't know he had cancer so commenting on his weight loss isn't a big deal, if you knew the guy he probably would have told you he had cancer anyway so honestly all you needed to do is tell him you feel sorry and ask him if he beat it or not. Problem solved.
JustHayden 5
I would have said "well, it's working for you!"
TheNicce01 14
if he would have cancer wouldnt he be in a hospital he mayby scammed you
xKRIEG_SCHWEINx 11
"I hab a cansur, b0ss"
733yoda_fml 19
Every black cloud has a silver lining