Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
Today, my friends and I walked to Dairy Queen after school, and I caught my mom in the Walgreens parking lot right next to Dairy Queen stalking/spying on us. My friends noticed too and made fun of me for it. FML
Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML
Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
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senor_octubre 24
Well to be honest the binoculars and you climbing out of the bushes probably didn't help either
emeraldisle 30
Tell her not to flatter yourself.
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Comments (34)
HylianBadger 21
Sounds like a stuck-up bitch who is full of herself. Hopefully you were cleared of all charges.
shepp626 11
Her paranoia could be rooted in past trauma, being falsely accused is never a good feeling by any means, but there may be a little more to her than being a "stuck up bitch."
safdi22 8
What a sick minded
WD_Stevens 22
I think I saw an episode of Judge Judy like this once...
NightOWL666 14
Me: nothing Her: I have a boyfriend. We're engaged.
OptikalWinter 4
thats college girls for ya
thelastavailable 13
She has delusions of grandeur.
LyricaSilvan 30
I have a similar story, actually. A guy on Facebook was harassing one of my friends on a post, so to keep the drama out of it I messaged him privately and asked him to back off. He immediately flipped out and called me a "stalker freak" for messaging him. On Facebook. Where you can send almost anyone a message, regardless of if you're on their list or not, so long as they haven't blocked you. And for sending ONE message, politely saying "please stop giving my friend a hard time." Some people have a seriously warped idea of what stalking is. It's both hilarious and kind of sad, and I sincerely hope none of these people ever actually have to see what real stalking is like.
shinikageWolf 15
Bitch, I was walking to the store. My whole day does NOT revolve around you. The mother ******* store just happens to be past your house.
Fartful_Dodger 8
Don't worry about it, Stalker.