Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
Today, my friends and I walked to Dairy Queen after school, and I caught my mom in the Walgreens parking lot right next to Dairy Queen stalking/spying on us. My friends noticed too and made fun of me for it. FML
Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML
Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
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Top comments
senor_octubre 24
Well to be honest the binoculars and you climbing out of the bushes probably didn't help either
emeraldisle 30
Tell her not to flatter yourself.
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Comments (34)
moocowmilk0 19
is she a Tumblr user?
anonymous198913 26
Since there's no proof that you are stalking her, you can't get in trouble. Maybe you should make a point to avoid her, so she can't get any more crazy ideas in her head.
Dale_shackleford 13
I hope it's that way in Australia. In the U.S, just an accusation of stalking could potentially stay with you for the rest of your life if the accuser is persistent.
Tomryan279 10
Um I have no idea who you are.
HoboMeth 36
The mailman must be a stalker too
saffy66 34
Tell her to put her ego on a leash and stop harassing you.
__Kaia__ 12
Don't lie. Clearly you had far more nefarious plans than just walking to the supermarket. You were going to cook a delicious meal, weren't you?
pawesome21 21
Take another way to the grocery store next time
brianna1494 27
They shouldn't have to change just because someone is full of themselves.
SecundusSecunda 27
This is why I dont speak to humans in my Uni
yellowzinnias 20
This reminds me of a story in People I read a few years back. The mother of a grade-school aged girl went to the police and told them that a man in their neighborhood followed her daughter (who walked) home every day from school in his car. Without waiting to hear back, she printed up a bunch of fliers with his address saying that he was a pedophile, etc. He was actually a teacher at the school her daughter attended, so they left at about the same time and took the same route to the neighborhood where they both lived. He was so harassed by vigilantes that he ended up having to move.
LyricaSilvan 30
Many people these days have seriously misinterpreted the meaning of "stalking."