Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
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Jimster1712 0
Double kill!
Tookie22 5
Screw it. 2 insurance claims. Fix that bad boy up. Time at the shop will suck but maybe it can be a good thing and go ahead ad upgrade.
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Comments (106)
AngelLove251987 0
Ur so invisible
bigjoekickass 0
Damn that blowwwsssss
theghost1309 11
Lol sorry but I had to laugh. The fact that two dumbasses did that to you not only in the same day but one immediately after the other.
Analtality 4
Uh. Give me a moment to think of a funny pun. *2 minutes later* At least you don't work for Bang Bro's, cause that'd be a Banged bus?
Enslaved 38
Haha, I know one of the editors of BangBus. He comes to my job all the time. Yep, he's a perv!
leadman1989 16
Can you help me get on it? Put in a good word? I have a nine inch drill bit you know.
GabbyCharityM 0
"100 points!"
BloodyMary666 24
Oh wow, that´s just bad luck!
cladbury 1
Make your car more visible?
cladbury 1
Make your car more visible?
perdix 31
If two cars back into you, you probably have committed some kind of felonious parking crime. You might have to go to jail where you'll get rear-ended repeatedly.
Goofygoober98 0
Good parking spot.