Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is breaking up with me for my friend, because she likes people with diaper fetishes. I had no clue either of them liked that stuff. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML
Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
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Chfanfiction 0
Hey, don't knock people's fetishes. There are much, much weirder ones. Be lucky he's got one that's easy to do and not THAT messed up. And what's the big deal? Yes, it's a tad weird, but there are worse.
meanie_monday 0
You asked for it...
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Comments (286)
cheesycue 0
YDI for telling your boyfriend's "deepest, darkest" secret to everyone on FML.
g33ktr0n 0
LMAO!!!!!!! holy shit I haven't laughed so hard at an fml in a while! Bahahahahahaha!
dacman48 0
bitch, u just got rule 34'd.
Waabishkii_ikwe 0
I'm so sick of these FMLs where the dumbass girlfriend can't handle her boyfriend's fetish. I mean, I kind of understand that Spock one, because it was thrust upon the girl, but YOU DON'T EVER HAVE TO ACT OUT THE FETISH! Grow the **** up and realize that people are into different things.
Shlizabeth 0
YDI for making a decision with your boyfriend.
Shiekian 0
So much for being a good girlfriend and keeping his deep dark secret. Yeah its weird but who cares as his girlfriend you should keep your mouth shut.
elsieenchanted 0
Thats...really...weird. He might be doing things with babies o____o
insomniacdude 0
Bitch.
jane99 0
i think i saw a CSI like this once.
BLNovelist 0
I believe I saw that one as well. The one where the guy was in a diaper, fell off a balcony or soething like that?
fmyinternets 0
Yup. It did a pretty good job of explaining the fetish; and overall the fetish isn't that gross... there's just the whole thing of getting used to having/changing a messy diaper, and you get used to that pretty fast. Trust me. ;)
cmac86 24
keep an eye on him- make sure he doesn't kidnap babies and- well I'll stop there. I just hope you keep Chris Hansen near him from now on. btw, it's probably wise to call the cops if he acts odd.