Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
Is this one of those "my friend" things where this is all actually you?
ClassyCommando 13
I always make my teeth look nice for the sexy dentist...I guess that's almost the same thing.
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Comments (136)
magnetoo 4
How is this about you, exactly?
ballbearing 10
FYL? No, FHL!
ekarjala 0
How does stuff like this even get posted? It is not an FML. It's a story about someone else.
enonymous 9
Nothing wrong with a little power wash and wax, oil change and vacuuming the carpet before getting a septum inserted into you. This is apart of my Friday nights
zack11742 7
1 awesome
Birdie_Sage 0
Sooo... Was the doctor impressed?
OffToTheGayBar 9
Ah, sometimes people are better than any reality show or book. xD
pinkpixie06 11
I can just imagine how uncomfortable that would be on your part. What does your end of the conversation sound like? Alot of "uh-juh" and " oh, really"? FYL But I really feel bad for the baby she's expecting! So sad that people like that can conceive when potentially wonderful parents cannot!
pinkpixie06 11
*"uh-huh"
nick581924910112 5
Woah......
perdix 31
I hope you get to see the doctor first. If she goes before you, he might end up oily, waxed and otherwise sticky and nasty when he gets around to you.