Today, I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me, "When?" so I replied "Towards the end." I didn't realize she was actually asking what day this happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the pharmacy lady wished me a happy birthday. I was buying the morning after pill. FML
Today, I came to the conclusion that you should always tell the truth. While I was busy reassuring her that the condom didn't break, she was telling me how it was okay because she was on the pill. According to the pregnancy test, we both lied. FML
Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
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Top comments
nuclear 0
Yeah even I didn't understand what she meant by that. FHL for not being clear enough. Nah, no one's life is ****** in this situation..
f_ed_panda 0
how is your life f'd? Seriously, just mentioning that you had sex and the condom broke is more of a FYL than is getting confused by the doctor's question. O.o
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Comments (223)
thissiteisshit 0
hmm... i feel like ive heard this before. i just finished reading this book "nineteen minutes" you ever heard of it?
kdancer_11 0
How is this fml..?
IEatCrayons 0
agree with #33.
heavenandhell 0
not an fml, so what you miss understood
calamito 0
What's with all of the crappy FML's? This isn't an FML. Seriously, this is getting ******* annoying.
Epinephrine_fml 0
You and your mind are sexually active. Not because your life is ****** or you misunderstood her question.
Time2growup 0
oh yes totally, you misunderstood one thing and now your life is ******, whatever will you do? (HEAVY SARCASM)
cinderella_smile 0
oh your life is ****** :| (sarcastic)
crazy_legs_mcgee 0
abortion is bad. satan hates you for killing the kid before it has sinned enough to go to hell
novice451 0
wow that doctor is a dumbass "oh you need a morning after pill when did this happen DURR"