Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML
Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML
Today, I confronted my coworker, who I had a crush on, for lying to me. He’d told me he was gay when I asked him out. He’s now dating another coworker of mine who’s a woman. He took this up with my boss, and I was written up for “creating a hostile work environment.” FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, I reported the girl I like’s new boyfriend to be trespassed from our workplace for being disruptive. I’m sick of him coming in and bringing her lunch and acting lovey dovey. My plan successfully worked, he is no longer welcome on the premises, but now half the office hates me. FML
Today, I'm confused. My incredibly hot coworkers thought I was repulsive for the past two years, but now that they've heard through the grapevine that I'm in a serious relationship, they won't leave me alone. I can't get through the day without being hit on. I hate it. FML
Today, I asked one of the girls at work out on a date. She responded by filing a harassment complaint. Now, I can't speak to her at all without being written up. FML
Today, I overheard a co-worker tell the new guy not to talk to me because I'm a bitch. Apparently, she didn't like it when I told her two weeks ago that she had a drinking problem, which was affecting her work ethic. FML
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML
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Top comments
speckledots 29
sounds like high-school.
0RedPenguin0 8
That sucks OP. The popular douches never take "no" very well.
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Comments (127)
florido_fml 10
No means No
RedPillSucks 33
No, with a brick, means HELL NO!
devore504 7
lmao he didnt rape her just asked if the ugly thing wanted. to go.out
ElishaisSexy2016 9
Omg! Same thing happened to me! Except he wasn't asking me out... He was getting in my face threatening me. -_- great employee huh?
Falassalond 16
What an asshat! Did you report him?
ElishaisSexy2016 9
Yes I did. His hours got cut but he is still doing the stupid shit. Two days ago he called me a "shitty" employee. But the thing is, I'm in top running for manager.... Yeah... If I was shitty, then I wouldn't be getting that honor. :) so I just laugh, it pisses him off, and he walks away. Problem solved :)
olpally 33
No means no.... When will guys learn to walk away when a girl says no and isn't interested?? jeez.. Smh...
stephan18 23
Never gonna happen, too many assholes looking for pussy, if he's still doing this it has probably worked before, she did the right thing.
olpally 33
I'm glad she stood her ground... A girl tells me no, I walk away :) no need to be a creep/stalkerish if one girl turns you down repeatedly... Move along troll... Lol.
S182 15
No very often doesn't mean no with girls... In this instance it appears that it in fact did mean no. However, it is not difficult to find stories of girls saying "leave me alone" and then getting all pissed off when left alone, or act uninterested just because they want to be pursued.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I feel sorry for you OP, I wonder if you have any female co-workers in the lot that is ganging up against you. If that's the case, let's just hope that the same happens to them and we'll see if they enjoy constant unwanted attention. Good for you for reporting him anyway. You did the right think. No means no!
lilhellian 27
Chances are if they are ganging on her, he has ****** them already and they enjoyed it.
The_sGTw_0979 4
*sighs and shakes head* probably true.
TheMathMajor 26
Or they are jealous that she has his attention.
KiddNYC1O 22
Good job on looking out for yourself.
Bekll 31
So he went and complained to the others that you rejected him after he repeatedly asked you out? How babyish. Can't imagine why he's popular.
PipingMouse 14
The same reason other people are : usually because they are either rich, good looking, or good social drinkers. (Stereotyping I know)
GothickNihilist 15
OP I know how that feels. I was harassed by a fellow employee a few years ago. I had my jaw fractured because I said I wouldn't sleep with him. If I were you I'd hold my head up high with a don't give a **** attitude . Feel better and good luck.
RockinRoyaltyxD 13
If I may ask..why was your jaw fractured? Did he or his friend did that to you? I know how a fracture feel so I'm just wondering.
GothickNihilist 15
My jaw was fractured cause i wouldn't screw him. He pushed a metal bread rack at me , and it hit my face. Not only did he fracture my jaw , he ended up breaking two teeth. I was given a different shift so all was well. Have a nice day.
loserboii 11
As long as you have the job then it's fine. Having friends at work is a bonus, not a neccessity.
RedPillSucks 33
You shouldn't have to work in a toxic work environment with unwanted sexual advances and coworkers being haters, just because the job market is tight.
unknown_user5566 27
47- Glad someone said it. I hate the "at least you have a job, so quit bitchin!" comments. Yes, people with jobs are lucky. No, it doesn't mean it's okay to be treated like shit.
loserboii 11
Well i didn't say anythjng about the job market, if they don't like her that's their perogative. But if they start harassing her, then it becomes a problem.
llama612 27
It's good you actually said something about it who gives a shit if he's popular. Also if everyone else keeps giving you a hard time go to the boss again and say look I don't need this every time I come to work something needs to be done everyone will soon get the drift you won't take shit from them and unless they want to get fired for harassment then they'll back off.
Schizomaniac 24
Sounds like your coworker could use a long "vacation." Message me. I know a guy.