Today, I updated an e-mail I've saved to drafts and have been updating every day for the last few months to a girl I really adore. In this letter, I told her everything I ever kept from her. Instead of saving it to drafts again, I accidentally sent it. And she's online. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I found a great recipe for dinner, and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later, I'd forgotten all about it, opened my emails, saw the subject line, and thought someone was asking me out to dinner. I got really excited until I saw the sender address. FML
Today, I accidentally sent an email of love confession to my best friend, just to find out she calls all of her friends "My love" and my dumbass thought it was a special word she used only for me, and was convinced we were gay for each other. FML
Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, I finally wrote a DM to the girl I'm in love with, telling her not to say yes if her ex asked her out, and instead to go out with me. I then chickened out and deleted the message, but then realised she'd still get the notification on her phone. FML
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well_this_sucks 0
well... TELL US WHAT SHE SAYS!!
yeti09 0
Is that necessarily a bad thing?
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allmidnighteyes 11
I take it that this "letter" involved all of your twisted, blumpkin-filled, kill-and-shop-up-to-store-in-a-freezer sexual fantasies with her, right?
allmidnighteyes 11
chop* ran out of edit time sajkdnsajd
plexico 4
With girl-on-girl, blumpkins are not on the menu. Please go back to Urban Dictionary and bring us back a funny-sounding sex act for us to laugh at. Carpet munching has been taken.
Intoxicunt 6
Edit: Never mind. ****. Stupid comments not working right.
Intoxicunt 6
Ok, trying this again. Scissors, velcro shuffle, or best of all, polishing mirrors. There are more though. Sorry I answered for you, allmidnighteyes, but I needed an excuse to look up those terms. :)
allmidnighteyes 11
haha, it's alright. I don't care too much for correct terminology on this much, anyways. I guess blumpkin was the first word that came to mind when I read the FML and didn't think to look at the gender.
plexico 4
Good work, Toxi, But all those activities seem similar.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
You forgot Train Spotting :D
Intoxicunt 6
Yeah, they pretty much are. I guess they don't have many creative people making these up, seeing as how that's not even the most common girl-on-girl activity. How about eating sushi from the barber's floor? Oh, I wasn't naming another term, I was asking if you'd like to. JK. :) On my quest for terms, I found a link for Wikipedia's definition of "***********". Now, not only do I know the Latin origin of the word, but I've just learned the complete technique with tips included.
jessicaax 0
How does she deserve it? She was keeping her feelings private, most likely in fear of being hurt.
claritin 0
She deserves it for filling in the girl's email address in the "to" field instead of just leaving it blank.
blink182girl13 0
And also this is probably fake.
lesbee 0
Why would you write it if you were never going to send it? I think it's great that it went out. Obsessing on someone for months isn't very healthy!
kira1kira 0
PLEASE for the love of god, tell me her reply
kukopia 0
She's a lezbian. I'm not sure they believe in God.
Atara223 0
It's lesbian, asshole. And way to profile. you win a cookie.
YeaYourLifeSucks 0
Maybe it will be a good thing. It's good to let things out.
sch1ll 0
FYL!!!hahhaha atleast she know what u think of her. i hope u didnt write anything creepy.
allmidnighteyes 11
Does anybody else see this as a MySpace message? Saving it in drafts? Constantly updating? Seeing her as online when it was sent?
asmadasrabbits 0
have you ever used email? you can save emails as drafts & periodically update them as you please, and she could have seen that the girl was online on aim, or facebook. or yes, myspace.
dancingdoggy 4
There are many different ways of seeing someone online, and many different ways of sending a message, like via email, or facebook messaging, etc. Do you know internet at all?
waterynuggets 0
I save stuff to drafts all the time in gmail, and you can see when people are online/chat unless they've disabled it.
lil_ham1644 29
@33 how many times did you comment on this fml?? Why is this one so special?
angorashi 0
Haha, that's shit luck. On the other hand, guess you'll find out if the feelings go both ways now.
alyzandra 0
Please tell us what her response is to the e-mail. I'm terribly curious now.