Today, out of sheer boredom, I took a career personality test. The "best match" for me was the position of funeral director. Not only do I have a promising future with death, I got genuinely excited at how accurate the result was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got frustrated looking for jobs and decided to take a quiz on best-fitting careers. My results speak for themselves. FML
Today, in exams to become a funeral director, my full name was used as the example of the deceased in a few questions. Actually, 22 questions. FML
Today, I filled out a 'perfect job placement' test, where you put down your skills, experience and education level and then it finds you jobs based on your abilities and areas of knowledge. No lie, the most compatible job they found for me was 'Dishwasher'. FML
Today, I had a job interview with a world-renowned forensic psychologist, and it fits my degree perfectly. He didn't want to hire me, but he'd like me to return as a patient. FML
Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML
Today, my husband asked our tax professional if we could file my profession as "Expert Dream Murderer." I'm a guidance counselor. FML
Today, I finally got the results of months of extensive psychological testing to determine why I did so well in my course but performed so terribly on the job. Turns out I'm autistic. FML
Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I called a guy who had requested a free marketing consultation for his funeral home through the internet a couple of days ago. When I got through, the receptionist seemed a little taken back by me wanting to talk to him. He had died and was buried yesterday. FML
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Top comments
Bloothebawss 9
Undertaker, huh? Are you sure it wasn't "Professional Wrestler?"
lolololer 8
so based on your personality you get funeral director? you sound amazing!
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Comments (62)
kportal69 5
Hey someone's got to do it. Maybe it's your calling.
bigguy123456 2
Atleast you didnt get mail man or garbage man:) they have some of the worst jobs ever:(
muhilrashid 4
WWE ?
spiff3033 1
sounds like a good gig
Buzzy123 7
Don't worry man you'll be a customer of your own job soon enough. :)
wanna_bee 8
Gir is amazing.
evilplatypus 39
I'm sorry, but how is this an FML if you LIKE the results? Who gives a shit what your career is so long as you're happy?
MerrikBarbarian 9
holy hell, do they still make that magazine? I thought it went out of business
Xaviexis 6
Be careful though. There's some pretty "stiff" competition. If the the graveness of the situation bothers you though, you don't have to take it lying down.
twilight_lupus 13
That was just a winning comment XD
MerrikBarbarian 9
I'd like that job! except the dealing with grieving families part e-e
twilight_lupus 13
Hey being a funeral director is awesome. It's actually one of the careers I thought of going into.