Today, out of sheer boredom, I took a career personality test. The "best match" for me was the position of funeral director. Not only do I have a promising future with death, I got genuinely excited at how accurate the result was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got frustrated looking for jobs and decided to take a quiz on best-fitting careers. My results speak for themselves. FML
Today, in exams to become a funeral director, my full name was used as the example of the deceased in a few questions. Actually, 22 questions. FML
Today, I filled out a 'perfect job placement' test, where you put down your skills, experience and education level and then it finds you jobs based on your abilities and areas of knowledge. No lie, the most compatible job they found for me was 'Dishwasher'. FML
Today, I had a job interview with a world-renowned forensic psychologist, and it fits my degree perfectly. He didn't want to hire me, but he'd like me to return as a patient. FML
Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML
Today, my husband asked our tax professional if we could file my profession as "Expert Dream Murderer." I'm a guidance counselor. FML
Today, I finally got the results of months of extensive psychological testing to determine why I did so well in my course but performed so terribly on the job. Turns out I'm autistic. FML
Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I called a guy who had requested a free marketing consultation for his funeral home through the internet a couple of days ago. When I got through, the receptionist seemed a little taken back by me wanting to talk to him. He had died and was buried yesterday. FML
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Bloothebawss 9
Undertaker, huh? Are you sure it wasn't "Professional Wrestler?"
lolololer 8
so based on your personality you get funeral director? you sound amazing!
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Comments (62)
bubo_fml 11
U musta been board stiff!
ladiesman219 4
Well it will always be "dead" silent at ur office hu.
mrahhhhh 21
I heard in Gamepro (video game magazine) way back in aught six that mortician is the least popular job in America. Quite likely that it's not a very competitive market, so there's that.
sylphy 0
It's a quiet job and it's good pay as far as I know. Generally no one's too much of a dick at funerals that you would have to deal with them.
mom2pen 4
Obviously you've never been to a funeral in Arkansas.
Jujubilee 1
I've done that test and got librarian as a career match...
aiseka 3
i would love to be a librarian! whats wrong with that?:p
ona16 22
My dad works with funeral directors they make great money.
butterflycheza 4
It was not out of sheer boredom, that you took a career personality test. You wanted to know what career best fits you, because you don't know what you want to do, and you are wondering what your personality is. you don't have a promising future with death you have a promising future to put death to the thoughts and lies the devil tells people, you will help set people free, and bring them to Jesus, the result of you having death so close, will not come to pass for a long long time because God will heal those who believe in him and will do the work of a disciple and evangelist.
KhronicSmoke 2
That's not bad... I would enjoy doing something like that. Look at the Bright side you'll never be out of work
ohSNAPyall 27
Stay away from bees.
Dreck353 1
Look on the bright side my child hood buddy is a millionaire from working at funeral parlours. Face it everyone dies eventually.