Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, a week after my fiancé and I got engaged, his mother is already complaining that she isn't involved enough in the wedding arrangements. We haven't even set a date yet. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law decided that she is going to be in charge of planning my wedding. All decisions must be approved by her, and anything she doesn't like will be thrown out. She also wants to go on our honeymoon with us to make sure I don't "defile" her son. FML
Today, while planning for our trip next spring, my friend told me that she's decided that her mom is coming with us. It’s non-negotiable. FML
Today, I asked my fiancee to drive me to the airport for a business trip in a few days. She ranted angrily that she already had plans, so I asked my mom to take me instead. Now she's pissed and saying, "Why don't you just go marry your mommy, since she does everything for you?" FML
Today, my fiancé expressed concern for her mother's health and a desire to be with her in Texas. I called her mother, who is 69 years young and will outlive us all, and it came up that her brother's BFF, who my fiancé has been crushing on since she was a tween, just got divorced and moved back to Texas. FML
Today, I was asking my husband to help me finalize plans for our upcoming vacation. He, however, would rather pout and sulk because I don’t want him to bring his mom along. She’s been with us on our last few trips and it’s hard to get any alone time. I’m considering just going alone at this point. FML
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Top comments
Starry1 0
Woot. Foxy grandma time.
Jewelofagal 2
You've always known he's a Mama's Boy, but you accepted his marriage proposal anyway. His suggestion is just one more example of his inability to cut the apron strings. Think twice before taking your wedding vows to make sure you can handle having his Mom so involved in your relationship.
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Comments (62)
Hypercrush80s 3
well two is company. But three... three's a party (;
ZeroIce 12
Wait... How old we talking?
babe7260 30
Omg I can't believe how some of these guys think!!!!! Looks like you've got ur work cut out for you!!! So sorry & good luck, be strong & pls don't let him get away with shit like that!!!!
SkoomaKi 28
Two words: **** that (not literally) *shudders*
ILoveZombieBoys 13
=_____= nice that's he's caring for his mom but c'mon ON UR HONEYMOON! Nuh uh
doglover100 29
Say no.
bendereine 11
I really hope he was kidding.
xs4u 13
Did anyone just say threesome?
fantasyworld 39
Is this the same person who suggested buying his mother an engagement ring so she wouldn't feel left out?
mrs_styles3450 7
Bruh. Get. Out. NOW.