Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, I was awoken at 3am by hotel management to tell me they received complaints about me from every room within 30 yards of mine, including from the floors above and below me. What was my crime? Snoring loud enough to rattle windows on the other side of the building. FML
Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML
Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked, "Who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door, "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML
Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML
Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, my roommate gets up at 3:30am for work and wakes me up each time. I try not to complain about it, but whenever I come back to the apartment at midnight, she gets mad that I woke her up. I told her that she wakes me up in the morning, but apparently that’s different because she’s going to work. FML
Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
Today, I called the cops on this guy who kept emailing me without revealing who he was. I had told him that if he emailed me again, I would call the cops, so I did. Turns out it was my roommate. FML
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stayawakee 0
Don't call on restricted? Or how abou actually telling her since she's your roommate.
insanesna1l 0
police have better things to do, like catching "actual" criminals. Grow a pair of overies and tell your roommate she snores
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Comments (139)
Crlnprz 11
scared much?? ^^ pkants vs zombies
Crlnprz 11
oops i meant plants
MegamiKaosu 28
that dog... made me squeal :3
epyk_pryncess 8
my boyfriend snores too. I usually elbow him in the side and he apologizes. it's even funnier to watch though cause he actually snores so loud he wakes himself up.
MrGold 0
What's up EG. Nice tat, I was confused at first at what it was then I saw the barrel pointing the other way. lol
MegamiKaosu 28
my fiancé snores when he's sleeping good same with me bit it's light I pinch his nose for a sec and he stops for a bit. if my dad was on the couch sleeping u just poked him he'd stop
EvilPotato 15
haha yep your screwed.
MissBunny25 0
potato
CryMoreFMLs 15
I shall get my fork of justice and remove this evil from the land!
yuggi1 11
Where's ketchup when you need it? :(
mariazzz 5
just tell her the truth
wellinever 5
Quite right, just tell her what you told all of us. She won't like it, but it's better than letting her think she's got a predatory stalker.
stayawakee 0
Don't call on restricted? Or how abou actually telling her since she's your roommate.
ClarissaMinaj 0
LMAO!!!
Livinia 11
YDI. You shouldn't be calling at odd hours of the night. Instead, you should talk to her in the daytime about this problem. Disrupting her sleep is not going to stop her from disrupting yours.
FMLsOhilarious 6
Why'd you have to call her if she's your roommate? A bucket of ice cold water or smacking her with a pillow would've done the trick.
notquite69 0
Not only are you passive-aggressive bitch, you're not solving anything.
twiztidangel 0
tell her she snores too loud