Roommate, Harassment Miscellaneous This is fine

This is fine

wowimscrewed - - United States

Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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Hogs!

Anonymous - 30/01/2025 08:00 - United Kingdom - Lerwick

Today, I was awoken at 3am by hotel management to tell me they received complaints about me from every room within 30 yards of mine, including from the floors above and below me. What was my crime? Snoring loud enough to rattle windows on the other side of the building. FML

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lynn - 22/06/2012 16:14 - Australia - Bongaree

Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML

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thanks, dad... - 30/08/2013 17:24 - Romania - Baia Mare

Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked, "Who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door, "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML

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Telemarket - 04/04/2012 10:58 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML

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bizzyizzy0121 - 21/11/2011 06:28 - United States

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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Freakout

Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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Sleep cycles

Anonymous - 29/08/2024 08:00 - United States - Washington

Today, my roommate gets up at 3:30am for work and wakes me up each time. I try not to complain about it, but whenever I come back to the apartment at midnight, she gets mad that I woke her up. I told her that she wakes me up in the morning, but apparently that’s different because she’s going to work. FML

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turnedintoinsomniac - 21/01/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

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Dark_Cecilia - 01/12/2015 22:53 - United States - Fremont

Today, I called the cops on this guy who kept emailing me without revealing who he was. I had told him that if he emailed me again, I would call the cops, so I did. Turns out it was my roommate. FML

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stayawakee 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 12:30

Don't call on restricted? Or how abou actually telling her since she's your roommate.

insanesna1l 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 13:03

police have better things to do, like catching "actual" criminals. Grow a pair of overies and tell your roommate she snores

underpaid011 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 13:56

just ******* tell her. you can wait till the next morning if you like, but tell her. quit hiding behind technology and actually COMMUNICATE for once :)

josey_wales 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 14:00

How is telling them to stop snoring...gonna make them stop snoring...

nillakush1 3

Thursday 14 April 2011 14:03

Good lord! :)

ImaWiseGuy 5

Thursday 14 April 2011 14:22

if their awake how can they snore?

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 14 April 2011 14:25

TELL HER DIRECTLY. it works -- try it sometime! |the kid|

JenL_fml 7

Thursday 14 April 2011 14:30

So... You couldn't poke her in the ribs and tell her that she's snoring? Jeeze. Lazy.

shrimp1234 4

Thursday 14 April 2011 14:37

well that's a screwy situation

PrissyPineapple 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 14:42

Get her some BreatheRight nasal strips. :). I think that's what they're called.

choirnerd9 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 14:45

How about you GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP and tell her to her face?

klong91 7

Thursday 14 April 2011 15:02

Being one who has kept people awake or woken them up die to my snoring you should just tell her. If she's considerate she'll find ways to lessen the volume.