Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML
Today, while swimming in a lake, I was feeling frisky so I dropped my swimsuit and went underwater and masturbated. After I came, I resurfaced and saw two girls giggling. With their goggles they'd seen the whole thing. FML
Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML
Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
Today, I was floating on a river with some friends when I accidentally splashed one of their girlfriends in the face. She started crying and everyone gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the trip. We are all 26 years-old. FML
Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom burst into my room to ask if I was okay because she thought the squeaking was me crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
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AnOriginalName 19
Talk about getting wet...
flashback.miss 28
Jeez, hopefully he'll understand and not bring it up.
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Comments (120)
IAmMe204 25
Well at least you enjoyed it... :P
carecow 16
Least you had a good time AND you went boating,cheers!
sweetbliss3 37
that Sounds like fun. but was the friend steady watching or he just happened to look over? No big deal I'm sure he won't say anything
FrankHotpants 31
Hear a lot about women having random orgasms on accident, wouldn't be cool for a guy though. Might be like that Lonely Island Song.
bobslawnservice 16
Most women I've been with need at leat 15 minutes of very intentional stimulation to achieve the same result. Either I'm just not as good as I should be or I've been meeting the wrong women.
rinoa_fml 10
Not all of us climax this easily!
living_thedream 12
Today, while boating with my friends daughter, I noticed her having an ****** as I sat 2 inches away. I will never look at her the same again. FML
TheyCallMeDamien 18
awkward...That's just something you don't ever talk about.
caramelie 7
What happens on the inner tube , stays on the inner tube!
hollywoodt1ts 15
That's got to be awkward. It'll make a great story to tell your future children. FYL, OP.
Kateyez_26 13
Why would you tell your kids about you having an ******?
an3ph 20
STILL a better love story than Twilight.