Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML
Today, while swimming in a lake, I was feeling frisky so I dropped my swimsuit and went underwater and masturbated. After I came, I resurfaced and saw two girls giggling. With their goggles they'd seen the whole thing. FML
Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML
Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
Today, I was floating on a river with some friends when I accidentally splashed one of their girlfriends in the face. She started crying and everyone gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the trip. We are all 26 years-old. FML
Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom burst into my room to ask if I was okay because she thought the squeaking was me crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
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AnOriginalName 19
Talk about getting wet...
flashback.miss 28
Jeez, hopefully he'll understand and not bring it up.
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Comments (120)
LiterOfCola 16
I guess it truly is the "motion of the ocean"
WingedApollo 12
I can't say either way that your life sucks or that you deserved it. Life is too short not to ****** while getting thrashed in the water lol
dewberry2001 25
Truer words have never been spoken
evalu8tor 12
If he's a normal older guy, especially if he watched you grow up, he's not interested in you sexually nor is he interested in embarrassing you. Speaking for older guys, we are well aware that younger people have sex and sexual reactions, and its no big deal from our perspective. So relax, it's unlikely he will ever bring it up or talk to anyone about what he saw.
TheDrifter 24
Not to mention that, as her father's friend, she's off limits and mentioning anything sexual he might have noticed about her to anyone in their circle of friends is in very poor taste. Chances are that, beyond a leading joke about enjoying the boat ride it will never be mentioned again.
Hypnotic5206 10
thats naughty lol
dewberry2001 25
Curious as to how he would have noticed. OP?
Caitie_kid 8
It's usually pretty darn noticeable when someone has an ******...
Dilwann 27
No, it's not. Unless she is a screamer.
Sal_G_63 5
Or a squirter
Yakostovian 18
Orgasms are not easy to hide. Easy to fake, but not easy to hide.
molliciousj 19
Are you a boy or a girl? If you're a boy then yes, he definitely noticed and tried to avoid your cum stream. If you're a girl, just be proud, I'm just jealous of your capabilities. Heh.
annie_nk 23
On the app, there's a little symbol by the username. It's the symbol for Venus. Hence, OP is female.
dawood_k 27
Damn rubber always gets blamed... Pretty sure you can't wait to get back on the water again!
BiaBauer 29
Why FYL OP? I think that was awesome! :D
str1kepa1n 16
Double edged sword?
perdix 31
Your dad's friend will tell you that you could have an even better one if you got two inches closer to him -- provided he's not exaggerating about his length ;)
aintlifeapain 21
Oh gross!! Yuck yuck..