Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML
Today, while swimming in a lake, I was feeling frisky so I dropped my swimsuit and went underwater and masturbated. After I came, I resurfaced and saw two girls giggling. With their goggles they'd seen the whole thing. FML
Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML
Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
Today, I was floating on a river with some friends when I accidentally splashed one of their girlfriends in the face. She started crying and everyone gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the trip. We are all 26 years-old. FML
Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom burst into my room to ask if I was okay because she thought the squeaking was me crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
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Top comments
AnOriginalName 19
Talk about getting wet...
flashback.miss 28
Jeez, hopefully he'll understand and not bring it up.
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Comments (120)
Beepbeep7 14
You should go boating more often.
Perrydox 5
Well, go head n chuck out the vibrator.
Dre27 20
Still worth it
JustKittyKat 24
This reminded me of the girl that orgasmed on the back of her dad's motorcycle with her arms around him... I am terribly sorry for you.
Kateyez_26 13
Omg that's so gross and awkward :0
aintlifeapain 21
That was a FML from long back.
cmac86 24
I remember that one.
aintlifeapain 21
I'm not sure if she is the same person.
Dracoboxer357 36
28- Call it playing the odds, but I'm pretty sure she Isn't the same girl from way back then. :p 16- There's a toss up to which is worse: having your parent's friend notice you experiencing an ******, or having an ****** with your parent, but not being noticed. I'd probably choose the former myself though. :p
UO88 10
28's comment makes sense if you apply it to 23's comment. They probably just replied to the wrong post.
aintlifeapain 21
Yep i did. For some reason, my hands go "butterfingers" when I'm on FML.. *mad scrolling*
mangobbler 11
Well, I seriously don't see anything wrong with this. It was beyond your control. If this does cause some sort of drama, it will uncalled for.
Kateyez_26 13
Doesn't matter, had ******.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
how the hell could you finesse your way out of that? some situations just completely change a relationship's dynamic permanently. your dad's friend will never look at you the same way again...
brackaman 18
I failed to see the dad's friend involved in this ****** at all. Not unless he's friends with Poseidon.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
I refer not to his involvement but his mere presence 2 inches away.
awkwardturtl3 3
you definitely splish splashed lol
Feverrotes 15
I'm wondering if OP is the same girl from an FML several years ago, where the girl was riding on her dad's bike with her arms wrapped around him, getting an ****** in the same fashion.
CharresBarkrey 16
Just like 16 was
Obey_StudBoii 23
Brings a whole new meaning to socially awkward.