Today, I caught my husband's crazy aunt attempting to steal from my daughter's piggy bank. When I confronted her, she tried to defend herself by saying, "She's 2 months-old, she doesn't need the money!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML
Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML
Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML
Today, a lady I know gave my 3 year-old daughter a little coin purse, saying, "Your mum can put some money in that for you." My daughter responded, "But mummy has no money." I would have laughed, had it not been spot on. FML
Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML
Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, my mom accused me of stealing money from her purse. Being totally innocent, I reminded her that the only other person with access to it is her boyfriend. She said she trusts him because she loves him. They've been dating for two months. I've been her daughter for 25 years. FML
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Top comments
Boyufd 25
that makes a lot of cents
PenguinPal3017 19
She's two months old, she doesn't need to be the victim of crime!
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Comments (13)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Uh... yeah, she kind of does. It costs more and more to raise kids. It's never too early to start saving for a kid's college education, or just to get by with the monetary needs of having a child.
ViviMage 40
My aunt got a wooden train bank for my cousin. That sat proudly on his nightstand and everyone would put their pocket change into, and out grandmother made a big donation into. Upon my father moving out of his home, we found the train bank in his kleptomaniac of a wife's closet, totally empty. Since it was mostly coins here and there and the grandmother passed away, no one can say how much money was stolen, just all of it. BAN that woman from your house! See her at someone else's house or social functions but NEVER in your own hone again. Trust me, more things will go missing.