Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
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Top comments
adamjcurryy 19
There are two types of old people. Sweet and adorable ones and the spawns of Satan. No inbetween.
haliacc 17
Sounds like she has her own personal issues. Good on you for making a selfless gesture!
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Comments (52)
vlalam 24
It's her loss, u did not do anything wrong.. don't worry, some ppl are just assholes but they may be going thru other reasons too
veneyeth 6
I recently had a similar situation. I was in a museum sitting for a short video. And noticed an old gentleman get cut off to his seat. He came around to get another seat and was cut off again. I stood and motioned for him to take mine he grumbled told me no ... I cut him off rather curtly and said "SIR, sit down." He sat not quite sure and a little bit grumpily. After the show he tapped me while walking around and said thanks and that it was good to see someone brought up right. I then told him sorry for being curt with him but it was all I could do not to wring the neck of the teenager whom hurried around him to steal his seat.
MrConcise 35
Quite the good Samaritan, although you seem rather grumpy yourself. ;)
veneyeth 6
That day I was. Intolerant, I had meant to say SIr please sit but came out the way I said it.
Soundslikeothers 15
I would have told her off but considering it was a city bus she probably would a had a knife or a gun.
PresidentNorth 16
I think your comment turned stereotypical... Never the smart move on fml.
worldclassrager 41
Kudos for offering...just turned spur
ostfaiz 18
u did a fantastic job whereas she sucks!
EverVanity 20
how rude
ShitHappen_fml 15
What the **** happened to the world?!
keiNan_fml 35
Damn!! that's cold but you did the right thing dude.
Dodydodo_fml 5
You're a great guy, don't let a bitter old lady discourage you! :)
YaraSanne 12
Old people are mean.