Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
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Top comments
adamjcurryy 19
There are two types of old people. Sweet and adorable ones and the spawns of Satan. No inbetween.
haliacc 17
Sounds like she has her own personal issues. Good on you for making a selfless gesture!
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Comments (52)
JimNM 8
Sounds like Mrs Brown...
SexyMexi21 23
Well you have to love the tarc
swiebe75 7
no good deed goes unpunished.
YFOS_fml 17
at least you've got good manners, good work Josh.
Fooberry 9
Just cuz you're old, doesn't mean you get a bitch pass.
thisisrheebd 5
Was she black?
DocDrose 20
that... bitch. this is why double standards get introduced
LyricaSilvan 30
Are you ******* kidding me? You're saying that because ONE old lady was rude for no reason, that makes double standards okay? Screw you, you misogynistic piece of shit.
fyl7899 12
What a ****!
bingodog 11
I vote you deserve it because you stereotyped. You go old lady
Anony2014 10
And I voted you down because you're supporting rudeness. The guy wasn't stereotyping. (And even if he was, it would be excusable in this case because he was trying to do something nice, not evil.) He offered the seat because the lady looked tired, not JUST because she was old. Of course, after this incident, he might not be offering his seat anymore to ANYONE, young or old.
Timothy469_fml 6
Trust me, they were laughing at her, and the situation. What a toad!