Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a 'Monday to Friday only' parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML
Today, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my brand new radio and speakers. They even took my car mats. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
How do you know that was the reason?
yumsugarr 8
Didn't you have that handicapped slip out?
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Comments (139)
Jamicianprince 1
Sorry man
abcERICK 0
Hope your insurance covers it!
tsim_fml 0
if you didnt hang the thing on your mirror theb you somewhat deserve it, not fully but somewhat and if you did hang it then that sucks, sorry OP.
spicerack1528 3
Nobody deserves to have their property, something that they paid for destroyed or damaged by anyone, it's pathetic people think they have the right to do this shit
tsim_fml 0
36- i honestly agree. i take back what i said
amandyriffle 8
Some people don't use a handicap sticker that hangs from the mirror some people have license plates that are handicap that have a symbol and most people don't think to look for handicap symbol on the back
s0m3guy2010 21
I'm not sure how you know the reason, but if that's the case... I'm guessing you didn't have a handicap tag in your car at the time?
mellylicious 8
And you are sure that, that is the reason because??
Mr_Chow 5
Some people don't think before they do shit like this to other people =
goaliemkl123 8
Would thinking about it then doing it make it okay?
uncookedyew 4
ydi for not having your handicapped card in view.
THE_A_TEEN 28
What if the op has the license plate? Dumbass, btw who deserves their car keyed?
JapMASTER5000 0
Maybe next time you'll think before being handicapped
ashes1005 0
You say that like they chose to be handicsp its not like they want to be handicapped
Runninvegan 8
You Asshole
tingway 4
sorry op..! the culprits ought to be punished.
Randuhh_17 4
People these days...