Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my wife of 6 years came out as a lesbian. I moved out of state and away from family to start a new life with her. Turns out she's attracted to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Her six year-old likes me more than her. I hate kids. I stayed with her in spite of her son, because I love her. For some reason she thought I was going to leave her and take her kid with me, so she broke up with me first. FML
Today, my fiancée of 4 years decided she can't live with me anymore. She never gave a reason, just upped and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
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Top comments
thunderbrave 0
That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian. I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.
AlphaC 0
I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML. That said, that totally sucks.
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Comments (276)
whensdinner 0
That's awful. At least now you've got more opportunities to find someone who truly loves you back. Best of luck :)
Mnemic 6
That sucks totally... :( *comfort heart-broken* I hope you find someone else who you like a lot and likes you a lot as well and who is sincere.
thunderbrave 0
I'd say I hope she has chlamydia or herpes or something equally terrible like that, but that would probably be a FYL as well.
nataliebear 0
no, lesbians don't transfer STDs to each other. it's only between straight couples and gay couples.
cosakaz 0
Yes, it's still possible, just difficult. (you can still get stds in a mouth)
danielleFML 0
LOL to natalie
Phillay632 0
"no, lesbians don't transfer STDs to each other. it's only between straight couples and gay couples." A pair of lesbians is a gay couple, so you just said that lesbians can transfer STDs to each other.
iJack 0
Homosexual.
Maidev 0
no. you still can. oral can transfer
nataliebear 0
hmm.. forgot about that. the oral part. i don't usually remember oral sex. it doesn't intrigue me as much. my boyfriend enjoys it more than i do.
Mordred_fml 0
What a selfish, cruel bitch! Karma will definitely have a time of coming back to bite HER in the ass. I'm sure you'll find a girl who will treat you right. Can't say "don't worry about her" - loving someone for five years is not easy to surmount, but you'll get over her soon. Two words that might help: righteous anger.
baileys82 0
may the first man she meets give her herpes and a nice case of crabs
Melissa818 0
Awww. I feel so bad for you. :(
lm_wfc 0
in love for 5? lol
car6435 0
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huggielious 0
Never should of trayed away!
Darth_Taco 14
I would've punched the bitch. Then again I have anger issues :P. I might not know you, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you didn't deserve that D:! Look at the bright side, karma can be a bitch :D.